# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3041 "2025-06-15T20:29:56Z")
This photo seemed to inspire @PlaceboTarget to great lengths, so I’ll award the honor for this entry. > [@PlaceboTarget](#): > > Nothing ruffled Feathers more than the mere mention of foie gras. You worked hard PT, and you deserve this. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3042 "2025-06-16T05:08:39Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > You worked hard PT, and you deserve this. Somebody finally noticed. 🙂 Here’s the picture for the next round: [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/31lCPPK.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/31lCPPK) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3043 "2025-06-16T05:15:02Z")
While Seo-jun concentrated on spitting poison _into_ their drink, Kim pickpocketed him for the reactor codes. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3044 "2025-06-16T07:54:28Z")
The AI-generated remake of _Lady and the Tramp_ had a few inconsistencies with the original. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3045 "2025-06-16T07:56:54Z")
This is how you turn preparing for the belching contest into a romantic moment. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3046 "2025-06-16T10:27:11Z")
The dangers of cold drinks and brain freeze. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3047 "2025-06-16T10:27:52Z")
Looking into the abyss _sucks._ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3048 "2025-06-16T13:23:25Z")
The Battle of the Backwash ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3049 "2025-06-16T14:55:54Z")
Detente reached in the Slurpee/Slushee war. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3050 "2025-06-16T15:30:21Z")
If you blink first, you stink worst. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3051 "2025-06-17T05:05:26Z")
Thank you for these funny contributions. I enjoyed them all and found it hard to pick a winner, so I asked for my wife’s help. We discussed every entry over breakfast this morning and decided that **running\_coach** ’s first entry sounded amusing and matched the picture the best: > [@running\_coach](#): > > The dangers of cold drinks and brain freeze. @running_coach, please post the next picture. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3052 "2025-06-17T11:17:55Z")
Gladly! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/677885772cff3_472417121_1110085987794643_3105058727989513906_n__700.webp) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/677885772cff3_472417121_1110085987794643_3105058727989513906_n__700.webp) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3053 "2025-06-17T11:35:03Z")
The “Yo quiero Taco Bell” dog went into hiding after a disastrous PR campaign. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3054 "2025-06-17T15:50:51Z")
“I’m just a shadow of my former self.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3055 "2025-06-17T15:53:19Z")
It’s actually a cat in dog’s clothing. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3056 "2025-06-17T16:08:17Z")
Stood too close to the Taco Bell ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3057 "2025-06-17T16:25:37Z")
Once you’ve seen Cousin Itt bend over, you can’t unsee itt. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3058 "2025-06-17T16:51:42Z")
Yo quiero razor! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3059 "2025-06-17T22:15:40Z")
Van de Graaff’s cat. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3060 "2025-06-18T00:49:03Z")
The long-haired chihuahua had to be created by breeders. The only known specimen born in the wild died from embarrassment. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=152) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=154)