# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 156
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3101 "2025-06-25T02:38:51Z")
The Drinking Man’s Diet can be enjoyed by the whole family. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3102 "2025-06-25T02:40:24Z")
Any minute now, the Schlitz’ gonna hit the fan. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3103 "2025-06-25T02:42:19Z")
The little boy is only pretending to drink 'cause Bud’s wiser. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3104 "2025-06-25T02:46:08Z")
Under the thrall of the Beer Fairy, the family can only wait for the spell to run it’s Coors. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3105 "2025-06-25T02:51:57Z")
The Thirstening ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3106 "2025-06-25T02:53:32Z")
The Low N. Brows enjoying a night at home. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3107 "2025-06-25T03:21:51Z")
Wanting to illuminate her new plantings, Helen sent Don out for some bush lights. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3108 "2025-06-25T03:22:38Z")
Getting the family together for a drink only happens once in a Blue Moon. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3109 "2025-06-25T03:24:33Z")
🎶 Daddy drank Bass, Mama drank Miller…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3110 "2025-06-25T03:57:32Z")
The dog and the parrot both shivered, knowing from experience that things would go rapidly downhill once Grandad noticed Timmy was two pints behind his little sister again. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3111 "2025-06-25T04:06:08Z")
“Okay, who else is ready to see Uncle Fred juggle Baby, Polly Parrot and Fido?” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3112 "2025-06-25T05:25:41Z")
Be Drink Safety Aware: Remember, folks, always provide minors with plastic cups when on a session. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3113 "2025-06-25T05:29:34Z")
When Baby swallowed the church key minutes later, all hell broke loose. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3114 "2025-06-25T10:37:16Z")
Beer — The Beverage of Moderation _note – this was a [slogan actually used by brewers in the 1940s](https://history.denverlibrary.org/news/beverage-moderation#:~:text=In%20some%20instances%2C%20beer%20wasn%27t%20even%20explicitly,the%20beverage%20of%20moderation%E2%80%A6%E2%80%9D%20made%20frequent%20appearances.)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3115 "2025-06-25T10:38:21Z")
Dad – you’re pouring your beer on the floor again. That’s alcohol abuse! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3116 "2025-06-25T11:00:16Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Be Drink Safety Aware: Remember, folks, always provide minors with plastic cups when on a session. The babies and toddlers need assistance, the older kids go Solo. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3117 "2025-06-25T11:58:17Z")
_This family is going nuclear tonight._ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3118 "2025-06-25T12:08:56Z")
The Williams family only drank at home. It made them feel Schaefer . ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3119 "2025-06-25T21:47:28Z")
“St. Pauli Girl want a cracker” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3120 "2025-06-26T04:54:52Z")
All good ones, and the ones that used various brands of beer in puns all made me groan. Which, after all, is one of the points of a pun. But this one, from @Elmer_J.Fudd is just so off-the-wall, that it is going to take this round: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > When Baby swallowed the church key minutes later, all hell broke loose. All yours, Elmer! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=155) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=157)