# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 157
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3121 "2025-06-26T14:53:53Z")
Thanks! [![](https://content.magnumphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/cortex/nyc70730-teaser-story-big.jpg) ](https://content.magnumphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/cortex/nyc70730-teaser-story-big.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3122 "2025-06-26T15:06:45Z")
“Is that valet a gorilla? That’s so hot.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3123 "2025-06-26T15:07:05Z")
“Take your stinking paws off my car, you damned dirty ape!” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3124 "2025-06-26T15:33:55Z")
“The boy who pumps gas at the Shell station down the street is cuter, but they charge thirty-FIVE cents a gallon. I’ll go with the thirty-three cents a gallon and the homely guy.” _🎶..seems she forgot all about the library like she told her old man now…🎶_ (That’s two separate entries, just to be clear.) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3125 "2025-06-26T16:11:44Z")
Fed up with the lousy tips, young Kong decided to give up the car wash gig and find his fortune in the southern ocean. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3126 "2025-06-26T16:17:11Z")
“I’m warning you ladies, don’t drive down that way. You won’t like what you’ll see.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3127 "2025-06-26T16:41:06Z")
“I wish they could all be California gorillas” “And we wish you’d place the advective ‘all’ before the modal verb ‘could.’” “Wow, USC has a great English department. How good is the medical center at facial reconstruction?” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3128 "2025-06-26T20:39:05Z")
After ICE officials had removed most of their immigrant workforce, management had to get creative with their recruitment policy. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3129 "2025-06-26T20:44:23Z")
After waiting in line for over four hours for Chick-Fil-A, the girls were willing to take Ape-Fil-A. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3130 "2025-06-26T20:48:42Z")
Cornelius got his hackles up from listening to the two girls butcher tunes from _Hello, Dolly!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3131 "2025-06-27T00:41:19Z")
“Wash your windows, ma’am? Or should I fling my feces on them?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3132 "2025-06-27T00:45:22Z")
Penny and a couple of cast members caught in a candid moment on the set of _Serial Apist 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill_. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3133 "2025-06-27T06:58:14Z")
_That’s when I called him and said, “Scotty, the girls look cute but grooming opportunities are slim, and you know I’m a grooming guy…”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3134 "2025-06-28T05:11:48Z")
The winner is… > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “Wash your windows, ma’am? Or should I fling my feces on them?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3135 "2025-06-28T21:27:20Z")
As long as we’re in cosplay mode [![](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/000/057/659/large/Tin-Man.jpg?1399449426) ](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/000/057/659/large/Tin-Man.jpg?1399449426) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3136 "2025-06-28T21:30:30Z")
“Dorothy! I’m ho-ome!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3137 "2025-06-28T21:54:44Z")
Fighting the encroaching rust, The Tin-Man chases down Toto. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3138 "2025-06-28T21:57:27Z")
That’s the last time one of you flying monkeys flings poop at me! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3139 "2025-06-28T22:15:19Z")
Data emerged from the wrecked holodeck, looking for Counselor Wicked Troi. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3140 "2025-06-28T22:17:20Z")
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