# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/301 "2024-08-01T18:03:40Z")
John, would you stop it with the #~\<^ing duck voice. It isn’t funny. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/302 "2024-08-01T20:20:29Z")
“Jim, I noticed you’ve been eating poorly lately.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/303 "2024-08-02T01:00:30Z")
Desperate to look like everyone else, Janet Tyler’s 11th trip to the hospital for treatment was no more successful than the first ten. Now she will be sent to a “village” to live with others disfigured like her. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Lesson to be learned - in The Twilight Zone… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/304 "2024-08-02T10:20:13Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Lunchroom at Weyland-Yutani. So many good ones. The not-an-entries were also funny. I think @running_coach really wanted to win this one, so kudos for the Alien reference. This was an AI-generation from text: “Guy mansplains eating a cheeseburger to his girlfriend” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/305 "2024-08-02T12:22:38Z")
Thanks! [![](https://preview.redd.it/perro-bipedo-v0-7zs3djw8bc4c1.png?auto=webp&s=429221ccc739846df241ed30b77cdda167e3fbda) ](https://preview.redd.it/perro-bipedo-v0-7zs3djw8bc4c1.png?auto=webp&s=429221ccc739846df241ed30b77cdda167e3fbda) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/306 "2024-08-02T13:37:14Z")
Chupacabra on vacation ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/307 "2024-08-02T14:16:37Z")
Two things to remember about Gremlidoodles: Don’t feed them after midnight and NEVER GET THEM WET! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/308 "2024-08-02T14:43:38Z")
Fideaux shows disapproval by forming AX vertically. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/309 "2024-08-02T15:28:03Z")
He Who Walks Between the Waves ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/310 "2024-08-02T15:57:19Z")
I washed my hair last night and I can’t do a thing with it! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/311 "2024-08-02T20:42:01Z")
🎶 You put your right ~~foot~~ ~~leg~~ ~~arm~~ ~~paw~~ appendage in,… 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/312 "2024-08-02T21:37:15Z")
“Cthulhu’s best friend.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/313 "2024-08-02T23:07:56Z")
The Shrike sometimes adopted a quadrupedal mode. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/314 "2024-08-03T01:36:19Z")
I asked AI to make a picture of Misty of Chincoteague ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/315 "2024-08-03T09:37:43Z")
Due to a typo in the rules, Rover discovered that the Olympic breakdancing competition was not limited to human participants. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/316 "2024-08-03T12:32:31Z")
You guys didn’t make it easy this time, I could have covered the field with a blanket hanky. @needscoffee by a hair. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/317 "2024-08-03T14:49:36Z")
Thanks, coach! [![](https://i.imgur.com/HXeflIM.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/HXeflIM.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/318 "2024-08-03T15:45:51Z")
So, Jake, tell me again why you didn’t trim the wires to length… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/319 "2024-08-03T16:23:03Z")
Web of the Spider-Man! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/320 "2024-08-03T16:24:40Z")
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