# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 160
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3181 "2025-07-03T00:23:57Z")
Hop in Rover. We’re going to go fuck up some cats! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3182 "2025-07-03T00:39:10Z")
Where that guy in Tianamen Square got his idea. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3183 "2025-07-03T02:26:08Z")
Never name your dog Tank. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3184 "2025-07-03T02:47:39Z")
Great Britain’s Suicide Corgi Brigade turned out to be effective in tank warfare. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3185 "2025-07-03T02:55:45Z")
Rusty quickly realised he’d strayed out of the park’s designated Dog Walking Area. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3186 "2025-07-03T02:57:51Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Great Britain’s Suicide Corgi Brigade turned out to be effective in tank warfare. Not in play: I believe that photo is of an actual WW2 experiment with using trained dogs carrying explosives to target tanks; living drones as it were. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3187 "2025-07-03T04:43:39Z")
Kenneth Branagh’s new interpretation of _Julius Caesar_ took everything quite literally. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3188 "2025-07-03T04:50:57Z")
A real dog of war. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3189 "2025-07-03T05:04:48Z")
Move along Ivan. If any flowerbeds need destroying around here, I’ll be doing it! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3190 "2025-07-03T05:14:21Z")
After the prom queen and king were dressed in a too-close resemblance to Snow White and Prince Charming, the MousekeT-34’s arrived at the school to protect Disney’s IP ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3191 "2025-07-03T21:06:06Z")
@Lumpy was correct that the photo is from an actual experiment, but @Ferris had a lighter, sillier response. Let’s go into the holiday weekend on that note. > [@Ferris](#): > > Rusty quickly realised he’d strayed out of the park’s designated Dog Walking Area. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3192 "2025-07-04T00:54:52Z")
Thanks, @Kent_Clark ! For your peace of mind, no war machines (or dogs) were harmed in the making of the next pic: [![](https://showme.missouri.edu/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/8-DF-BTS-01102-768x512.jpg) ](https://showme.missouri.edu/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/8-DF-BTS-01102-768x512.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3193 "2025-07-04T00:57:02Z")
Soon Doctor Neuro would have another batch of mind-controlled slaves to do his bidding. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3194 "2025-07-04T01:03:03Z")
“This is _why_ we’re assembling this superbrain: you’re all threatened with mind-sucking helmets, but you’re all protecting your genitals!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3195 "2025-07-04T01:47:05Z")
(Not in play): I know it’s just the back of an empty chair, but doesn’t it look like there’s a brain in the central column? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3196 "2025-07-04T02:13:16Z")
[Not an entry] That’s _just_ what it wants you to think.[nae] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3197 "2025-07-04T04:29:52Z")
_America’s Next Super Villain_ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3198 "2025-07-04T08:33:43Z")
Live action remakes finally went too far with the attempt at casting Bender in _Futurama: The Movie_ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3199 "2025-07-04T22:32:47Z")
“You will notice that there are more of you than there are masks. Therefore, when the music stops, whoever does not have a mask … will DIE!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3200 "2025-07-05T21:47:47Z")
@Bicycle_Bill - that was pretty dark… I like it. Over to you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=159) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=161)