# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 163
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3241 "2025-07-10T14:24:51Z")
Baby’s late to the party, got some catching up to do. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3242 "2025-07-10T14:34:00Z")
And they say smoking stunts your growth… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3243 "2025-07-10T20:56:24Z")
Remarkable coordination, considering he’s on his third bottle. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3244 "2025-07-11T02:29:49Z")
Let’s give it to @Knowed_out > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Apparently the number 33 on the bottle refers to the number of days after birth the infant can start nursing. forreferencing the “33” on the bottle ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3245 "2025-07-11T02:57:02Z")
OK, got this result for “weird video game screenshots” [![](https://preview.redd.it/post-your-favorite-funny-or-weird-gaming-screenshot-v0-0fr39xfnis4d1.png?width=1599&format=png&auto=webp&s=27da0307241a3bd078a60c8b647af4c4336a8458) ](https://preview.redd.it/post-your-favorite-funny-or-weird-gaming-screenshot-v0-0fr39xfnis4d1.png?width=1599&format=png&auto=webp&s=27da0307241a3bd078a60c8b647af4c4336a8458) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3246 "2025-07-11T03:06:24Z")
Stormtrooper porn. (and I’m NOT going to look that up, I’m afraid of what I could find). ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3247 "2025-07-11T03:29:49Z")
“From the American judge, 9.5. From the British judge, 9.6. From the French judge, 9.4. From the Russian judge, 8.8.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3248 "2025-07-11T03:33:15Z")
You’ve found where Monkey hides his almond cookies. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3249 "2025-07-11T12:53:47Z")
Come here, big boy, and show me some skin! No, really, I’ve been in this armor so long I’m chafing like hell! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3250 "2025-07-11T14:01:12Z")
Stormtrooper #174826 misunderstood the order to ‘attend billet’ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3251 "2025-07-11T14:19:48Z")
The Jedi mind trick fans of Obi Wan don’t want to talk about. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3252 "2025-07-11T17:47:27Z")
“Draw me like your Tatooine girls” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3253 "2025-07-12T00:58:43Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The Jedi mind trick fans of Obi Wan don’t want to talk about. I liked Slithy’s too, but there can only be one winner. Grats Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3254 "2025-07-12T01:01:47Z")
🎵 He met Marmalade in a detention cell Struttin’ her stuff like a queen She said, “Hey Solo, you wanna give it a go?” May the force be with you, Ya-Ya Take your blaster from its holster Be your Trooper Marmalade 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3255 "2025-07-12T05:45:42Z")
[![](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/470986531/vector/creative-nose-picking.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=qOpIzRA0r3BiSzfSboGQsHSLt7brTbYLv-kf9koFSi0=) ](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/470986531/vector/creative-nose-picking.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=qOpIzRA0r3BiSzfSboGQsHSLt7brTbYLv-kf9koFSi0=) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3256 "2025-07-12T06:14:36Z")
“My nose reamer? It snot hard to use at all.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3257 "2025-07-12T12:12:13Z")
“The nice thing about this olive pitter is that it can also be used for self-lobotomies… and uh, whuh muh doin uh…” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3258 "2025-07-12T12:40:27Z")
Early storyboard for the “removing the implanted tracker” scene in _Total Recall_. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3259 "2025-07-12T12:45:10Z")
Thomas Edison’s Nose-Hair Trimmer never brought him as much fame as the light bulb, the phonograph, or the motion-picture projector. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3260 "2025-07-12T13:04:18Z")
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