# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 164
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3261 "2025-07-12T15:44:44Z")
Lands sakes Mildred, put that fool thing down. Dontcha know they got [robots](https://www.iotworldtoday.com/health-care/tiny-nose-robots-developed-to-clear-sinus-infections) fer to do that nowadays? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3262 "2025-07-13T04:27:18Z")
The winner! > [@knoodler](#): > > These COVID tests are getting worse! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3263 "2025-07-13T14:27:52Z")
Thanks **Elmer**! [![](https://i.imgur.com/zfbNOAb.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/zfbNOAb.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3264 "2025-07-13T14:30:30Z")
“I tot I saw a puddy tat!” “Oooom” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3265 "2025-07-13T14:33:09Z")
Reveal if you dare. (@knoodler has no choice) The Dali Lama’s wife’s pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3266 "2025-07-13T14:38:30Z")
The Dali Lambkin — reincarnates 9 times ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3267 "2025-07-13T14:51:08Z")
Quiet contemplation before clearing off the mantle. Again. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3268 "2025-07-13T14:55:20Z")
I believe in The Four Noble Truths. I also believe I’ll have some more catnip. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3269 "2025-07-13T15:04:16Z")
Mittens almost passed the object recognition test to prove he was the Dalai Lama’s reincarnation. If not for that _damned_ laser pointer! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3270 "2025-07-13T15:12:30Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Mittens almost passed the object recognition test to prove he was the Dalai Lama’s reincarnation. If not for that _damned_ laser pointer! - [Buddhist mantra] I do not see the squeaky mouse. I do not see the squeaky mouse. I do not see the squeaky mouse. [/Buddhist mantra] ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3271 "2025-07-13T15:43:37Z")
Of all the things I gave up to be a Buddhist monk, I miss my balls the most. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3272 "2025-07-13T16:28:57Z")
Catima Budda ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3273 "2025-07-14T00:13:32Z")
I think I’m goin’ to Catmandu That’s really, really where I’m goin’ to If I ever get out of here That’s what I’m gonna do C-c-c-c-c-c-Catmandu I think it’s really where I’m goin’ to If I ever get out of here I’m goin’ to Catmandu ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3274 "2025-07-14T00:38:48Z")
“We secretly switched the Dali Lama’s inner self with a stray cat. Let’s see if he notices.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3275 "2025-07-14T00:42:50Z")
“It was the only way we could get him to catch mice.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3276 "2025-07-14T17:49:52Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Of all the things I gave up to be a Buddhist monk, I miss my balls the most. Proof that if you throw enough things at the target, you’re bound to connect with one of them. Take it away, **coach**! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3277 "2025-07-14T18:01:29Z")
Thanks! [![](https://isafari.s3.amazonaws.com/system/landing_page/image/52/large_Baby-Pangs-on-the-rocks-Christian-Boix.jpg) ](https://isafari.s3.amazonaws.com/system/landing_page/image/52/large_Baby-Pangs-on-the-rocks-Christian-Boix.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3278 "2025-07-14T18:06:20Z")
Benjamin Grim’s mutation underwent periods of instability. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3279 "2025-07-14T20:50:27Z")
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3280 "2025-07-14T21:35:19Z")
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