# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 165
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3281 "2025-07-14T22:49:29Z")
Harold’s ‘Most Muscular’ pose at the bodybuilding championships was “off the scale”. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3282 "2025-07-14T23:06:24Z")
Our evil plans are working. I worry, though, if they’ll ever blame COVID on us. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3283 "2025-07-14T23:11:30Z")
[Not in play] I had no idea what a pangolin looks like. I thought this image was some AI-generated monster. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3284 "2025-07-14T23:25:50Z")
[not in play] Their tails are long and heavy enough to counter-balance their weight enough that they occasionally walk bipedally: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/j4DJ3S_WoY8/maxresdefault.jpg "Ground Pangolin Walking on Two Legs | Bipedal Locomotion") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4DJ3S_WoY8) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3285 "2025-07-14T23:32:24Z")
“Huh? I thought you said that our zoo was getting a _panda_ named _Lin-Lin!_” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3286 "2025-07-14T23:43:16Z")
Aww, who’s a cute widdle kaiju? You are that’s who. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3287 "2025-07-15T18:12:11Z")
@Tatterdemalion crashes through downtown to take the win. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3288 "2025-07-15T19:21:02Z")
Thanks! To continue on a theme… [![](https://incidentalnaturalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/untitled-640-of-742.jpg) ](https://incidentalnaturalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/untitled-640-of-742.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3289 "2025-07-15T19:32:00Z")
CRAAAAAMMMMPPP!!! Added to get this to post:(Discourse :An error occurred: Body seems unclear, is it a complete sentence) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3290 "2025-07-15T20:25:04Z")
_Ridi, pagliaccio!_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3291 "2025-07-15T20:29:49Z")
…And get this! She expected me to clean her house! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3292 "2025-07-15T20:34:56Z")
Some people want to fill the world with sealy love songs… ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3293 "2025-07-15T20:39:14Z")
Seal of Disapproval _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3294 "2025-07-15T20:42:16Z")
Just heard the joke about the penguin… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3295 "2025-07-15T20:45:21Z")
“Sooner or later, some eagle is going to drop its fish, and when it does, I’ll be ready!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3296 "2025-07-15T20:47:58Z")
Did you hear the one about the baby seal who walked into a bar? The bartender asked him what he wanted and the baby seal replied, “Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3297 "2025-07-15T20:48:54Z")
“One Grecian Urn…” (If you get this, you’re _old_.) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3298 "2025-07-15T22:06:36Z")
The new mascot for Sealy Posturepedic®. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3299 "2025-07-15T23:18:54Z")
Stop sealioning me! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3300 "2025-07-16T00:32:46Z")
_Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey_ _Ooh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeah_ _And now that your rose is in bloom_ _A light hits the gloom on the grey_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=164) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=166)