# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 166
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3301 "2025-07-16T18:44:36Z")
@Elmer_J.Fudd Dark, I like it. Make mine Crown Royal. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3302 "2025-07-16T18:49:05Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i0.wp.com/www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Vintage-photos-woman-bear-bed.jpg) ](https://i0.wp.com/www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Vintage-photos-woman-bear-bed.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3303 "2025-07-16T18:50:46Z")
Emotional support bears. Comforting _and_ deadly. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3304 "2025-07-16T18:52:56Z")
“I know we just met but it’s only until next spring”. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3305 "2025-07-16T18:54:57Z")
“I told you I eat honeycomb in bed.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3306 "2025-07-16T19:00:07Z")
BooBoo seconds before his arrest in a honeypot sting. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3307 "2025-07-16T19:02:09Z")
“What do you mean, it wasn’t just right for you?” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3308 "2025-07-16T19:03:39Z")
[Another take on the same theme] “First it was too hard, then it was too soft…why can’t it be just right the way it used to?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3309 "2025-07-16T19:10:16Z")
“We secretly replaced Edna’s coffee with a brown bear. Let’s see if she notices.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3310 "2025-07-16T19:11:01Z")
Edith is about to find out that trouble is bruin. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3311 "2025-07-16T19:14:56Z")
Carmen Berra’s first marriage ended once she discovered she had misunderstood. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3312 "2025-07-16T19:37:25Z")
1. Well, so many women said they’d rather meet a bear in the woods. It only follows that one thing would lead to another. 2. Sure, only _I_ can prevent forest fires. But maybe _you_ could do something about premature ejaculation. 3. Teddy, we’ve both grown to be very different people since we first met. 4. You either turn back into Zeus or Venmo me for that venison roast I laid out ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3313 "2025-07-16T19:38:42Z")
Hortensia admitted it was probably time to get the bear that her father shot properly mounted. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3314 "2025-07-16T19:45:49Z")
Uncle Walter goes waltzing with bears, but Aunt Wanda prefers private lessons. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3315 "2025-07-16T19:59:29Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Well, so many women said they’d rather meet **a bear in the woods.** It only follows that one thing would lead to another. - “I’m sorry you were embarrassed but the answer to _that_ question was obvious. You should have know that, _Charlene_.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3316 "2025-07-16T21:56:23Z")
Eunice was having second thoughts about sending out a joint holiday card with Baloo. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3317 "2025-07-16T22:19:26Z")
Mildred wondered how many more days until bear-hunting season is over. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3318 "2025-07-16T22:39:05Z")
“I can explain. I used to be your rug.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3319 "2025-07-16T22:41:28Z")
“No, I have no idea how long you’ll be a human.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3320 "2025-07-17T00:35:15Z")
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