# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 167
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3321 "2025-07-17T00:48:08Z")
“I understand your sorrow. But could you shove off? I need to hibernate.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3322 "2025-07-17T23:14:21Z")
And the winner is… > [@needscoffee](#): > > “First it was too hard, then it was too soft…why can’t it be just right the way it used to?” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3323 "2025-07-17T23:33:06Z")
Thanks! [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/M9WSduK.png "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/M9WSduK) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3324 "2025-07-17T23:38:16Z")
“Set vibrator to… Maximum.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3325 "2025-07-17T23:39:47Z")
“I can’t believe this idiot still hasn’t figured out I’m a Nazi spy.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3326 "2025-07-17T23:45:34Z")
No matter what Jennifer set the time machine to, she always woke up next to Marty. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3327 "2025-07-18T00:08:25Z")
“Don’t worry, Honey. I’ll get the coffee started, I’ll let the dog out, I’ll start the stove so it’ll be ready for bacon and eggs, and I’ll launch a grenade at that house across the street that hosted that loud party last night.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3328 "2025-07-18T01:41:25Z")
“And this button will wipe that smug smile right off his stupid face!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3329 "2025-07-18T02:19:50Z")
Jane knew Keith enjoyed some Kanye West tunes afterwards, so turned up the bass just as he liked it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3330 "2025-07-18T04:22:46Z")
One of these knobs will make it go to eleven ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3331 "2025-07-19T00:26:22Z")
Tough choices! I’m going to go with: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “And this button will wipe that smug smile right off his stupid face!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3332 "2025-07-19T21:12:13Z")
Meanwhile, in the office of the future… [![](https://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OG-EI566_202005_GR_20200514143657.jpg) ](https://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OG-EI566_202005_GR_20200514143657.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3333 "2025-07-19T21:25:34Z")
Peasants Under Glass® office cubicles. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3334 "2025-07-19T21:29:50Z")
After Earth defeated the Martians, their shielding technology was quickly utilized in the corporate environment. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3335 "2025-07-19T23:55:09Z")
This time the firm was prepared for a pandemic outbreak. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3336 "2025-07-20T00:07:11Z")
Smoking was once again allowed in offices, but there were some conditions. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3337 "2025-07-20T00:14:10Z")
That moment when Brad and Janet locked eyes for the first time. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3338 "2025-07-20T12:02:44Z")
The RFK Jr solution to COVID at the workplace ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3339 "2025-07-20T21:39:44Z")
I have a soft spot for stupid wordplay. > [@running\_coach](#): > > Peasants Under Glass® office cubicles. Take it away @running_coach ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3340 "2025-07-20T21:57:53Z")
Great! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/funny-photoshop-pics-9-682ed0743481f__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/funny-photoshop-pics-9-682ed0743481f__700.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=166) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=168)