# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 168
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3341 "2025-07-20T22:25:25Z")
A teenager has lunch. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3342 "2025-07-20T22:26:27Z")
“I could eat a horse!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3343 "2025-07-20T22:46:50Z")
Your kid really has a mouth on her. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3344 "2025-07-20T23:07:45Z")
Paying for the orthodontic on my kid is gonna kill me! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3345 "2025-07-20T23:43:13Z")
If you make a face like that, it’s going to stay permanent. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3346 "2025-07-21T02:27:35Z")
She opened her throat, And in walked the goat! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3347 "2025-07-21T02:29:44Z")
I’m not worried. You can’t say her eyes are bigger than her stomach ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3348 "2025-07-21T02:36:27Z")
The orphanage had given up all hope of placing little Calliope until Mr. & Mrs. Guillermo del Toro paid a visit. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3349 "2025-07-21T02:56:11Z")
“Don’t tell Sarah anything. She’s got a big mouth; she’ll blab it all over school.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3350 "2025-07-21T11:57:20Z")
_I Have ONLY A Mouth, So I Might As Well Scream_ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3351 "2025-07-21T22:18:35Z")
AI filters on Instagram are geting entirely out of hand. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3352 "2025-07-21T22:20:52Z")
I have to wonder if the artist was inspired by Weird Al’s [TMZ](https://youtu.be/BwqFgnl4rMs?t=155) video. **Tatterdemalion** started strong with an unexpected move-a perfectly serious caption. For **knoodler’s** contribution, I have to wonder does the kid have a mouth on her or does the mouth have a kid on it? In the end, it goes to @Elmer_J.Fudd. > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The orphanage had given up all hope of placing little Calliope until Mr. & Mrs. Guillermo del Toro paid a visit. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3353 "2025-07-21T22:39:49Z")
Thanks! Hope we haven’t done this one already… [![](https://media.mutualart.com/Images//2020_03/31/12/122217776/ed12c4d3-5da4-4b68-919c-45d151c71d1c.Jpeg) ](https://media.mutualart.com/Images//2020_03/31/12/122217776/ed12c4d3-5da4-4b68-919c-45d151c71d1c.Jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3354 "2025-07-21T22:46:23Z")
“She’ll never know where the money came from”. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3355 "2025-07-21T22:48:41Z")
Bill dug through her clutch, hoping to find a clue where he is. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3356 "2025-07-21T22:51:18Z")
If Jim can rob enough cartoon women, he can buy his way onto the color pages. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3357 "2025-07-22T00:04:00Z")
We’ve secretly replaced Jane’s money with new and improved Crypto-Cash! Let’s see if she notices…. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3358 "2025-07-22T00:22:41Z")
After boring the prostitute into a near coma, Frank slipped her the biggest tip of her life. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3359 "2025-07-22T00:47:46Z")
“Forty bucks _already_, darling? But it’s only ten in the morning - how many johns _did_ you service while I popped into the officers’ mess?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3360 "2025-07-22T01:05:44Z")
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