# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 170
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3381 "2025-07-24T19:26:28Z")
The Giraffe boards mascot has little to do now that accusations of them allowing anonymous Dopers to talk mean about the SDMB have petered out. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3382 "2025-07-24T19:31:03Z")
“I had a farm in Africa, at the foot of the Ngong Hills.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3383 "2025-07-24T19:38:21Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Girard had always dreamt of becoming the lookout on a tall ship. [not an entry] If anyone can spot an incoming ship…[nae] ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3384 "2025-07-25T14:07:59Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Ever since Toys “R” Us went tits up, Geoffrey has done nothing but sit around, reminiscing of happier days… I like the way this captures the emotional – wait, was I going to say the emotional state of the giraffe? Anyway, lots of nice entries on this one – thanks! But over to you, **kaylasdad99**. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3385 "2025-07-25T14:57:22Z")
tyvm. I’ve been away from the thread for a bit, and I hope this isn’t a repeat. [![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR-FH_YqX5zTC6fw2_zNRVAvAS4gPU0IMvISght95GXOmwhCg9pOEa3euzC1-GF_eOBHmMOHPNctdizjlAJ-3FyvUvNh_GAz0OJKWoV1_yhOmuJmAdQlj-ShNC89auAZu0YLrdy1SCRUVA/s320/incredible-weird-and-funny-photos19.jpg) ](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR-FH_YqX5zTC6fw2_zNRVAvAS4gPU0IMvISght95GXOmwhCg9pOEa3euzC1-GF_eOBHmMOHPNctdizjlAJ-3FyvUvNh_GAz0OJKWoV1_yhOmuJmAdQlj-ShNC89auAZu0YLrdy1SCRUVA/s320/incredible-weird-and-funny-photos19.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3386 "2025-07-25T19:48:24Z")
Snakes In A Brain ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3387 "2025-07-25T19:49:05Z")
…aaand he does children’s parties. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3388 "2025-07-25T19:49:36Z")
Just our neighbor and hisss friends. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3389 "2025-07-25T19:51:15Z")
“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3390 "2025-07-25T19:53:45Z")
St. Patrick had a few bad days. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3391 "2025-07-25T19:59:25Z")
Snakes Gone Wild. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3392 "2025-07-25T19:59:43Z")
I have had it with these muthaf×××in snakes on this muthaf×××in face!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3393 "2025-07-25T20:02:10Z")
The snake charmer loses control of his Golem. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3394 "2025-07-25T20:48:33Z")
For when you’ve outgrown your Neti pot. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3395 "2025-07-25T21:08:25Z")
Never piss off a Slytherin. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3396 "2025-07-25T23:37:07Z")
Medusa was concerned she was growing a visible moustache. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3397 "2025-07-26T00:53:50Z")
It started with a double-dog dare to eat a worm, but things got out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3398 "2025-07-26T15:10:08Z")
A nice selection to choose from. **needscoffee** gets runner up, but the prize goes to: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > It started with a double-dog dare to eat a worm, but things got out of hand. Take it away, you mild-mannered reporter! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3399 "2025-07-26T19:11:26Z")
Maybe that should be manner-milded reporter. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3400 "2025-07-26T22:27:49Z")
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