# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 171
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3401 "2025-07-26T22:42:57Z")
“This ‘acid’ isn’t doing a damn th– Oh, there we go.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3402 "2025-07-26T22:50:03Z")
🎶 "I’ll stop the world and melt with you…\>glurble\< ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3403 "2025-07-26T22:54:19Z")
Never wax poetic on a hot day. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3404 "2025-07-26T22:56:51Z")
Dorothy claims another victim. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3405 "2025-07-26T23:11:09Z")
His last words were “It’s… beautiful.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3406 "2025-07-26T23:15:22Z")
That’s the last time I eat raw ghost peppers with my dinner. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3407 "2025-07-27T18:00:26Z")
With his life being one hot mess after another, Frank finally reached his wick’s end. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3408 "2025-07-27T18:00:56Z")
John Wick’s ultimate fate. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3409 "2025-07-27T19:27:19Z")
Travis opts for cosmetic surgery by Dali. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3410 "2025-07-27T19:41:42Z")
🎶 “I keep on melting, melting, melting, into the future.” 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3411 "2025-07-27T19:43:25Z")
Until it was too late, John never knew that his cat, Puddles, was a witch’s familiar. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3412 "2025-07-27T21:57:05Z")
@running_coach worked harder to find a caption than I did to find the entry. This one has a nice, twisted feel to it. > [@running\_coach](#): > > Dorothy claims another victim. Go coach! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3413 "2025-07-27T22:06:48Z")
Hot damn! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/6878f604b7acd_hilarious-animal-pics.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/6878f604b7acd_hilarious-animal-pics.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3414 "2025-07-27T22:30:13Z")
No thanks. I’m trying to tapir off. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3415 "2025-07-27T22:35:58Z")
“You gonna finish that? Are you? Are you? Are you?” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3416 "2025-07-28T01:19:23Z")
“Yes I _am_ a Quality Control Officer, and I _do_ need to see that McMuffin, mister!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3417 "2025-07-28T01:57:31Z")
“Hey, be glad I put my **nose** over the counter!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3418 "2025-07-28T11:16:58Z")
“Bet you can’t jam that in my nostril!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3419 "2025-07-28T22:34:36Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “Bet you can’t jam that in my nostril!” - Challenge accepted. \< squich!! \> Take it away, @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3420 "2025-07-28T23:46:28Z")
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