# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3421 "2025-07-28T23:54:28Z")
🎶"We are…The Colicky Guild…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3422 "2025-07-28T23:55:00Z")
The Toddlers Who Will Be Kings. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3423 "2025-07-28T23:56:28Z")
\< claps hands \> “Wipers!” \ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3424 "2025-07-29T00:00:13Z")
Henry? Eleanore? I have a confession. Yes? I don’t much like our children. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2025, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3425 "2025-07-29T02:26:56Z")
The Four Gobblin’ Kings ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3426 "2025-07-29T02:50:22Z")
The first Trump/Oompa-Loompa hybrids were paler than expected. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3427 "2025-07-29T02:53:45Z")
A four-way tie was declared when Donald Trump judged the 2025 Beautiful Baby Contest. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2025, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3428 "2025-07-30T00:22:45Z")
I hereby break my “no politics” policy. You’re next @needscoffee . ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3429 "2025-08-04T01:35:55Z")
Thanks! Just a minute… ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3430 "2025-08-04T01:54:52Z")
This is what happens when you call on a guy named “needscoffee.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3431 "2025-08-04T01:55:37Z")
[[Album] alien with boxes ![](https://i.imgur.com/xN3rD40.png?fb "alien with boxes") ](https://imgur.com/a/8qosnjh#xN3rD40) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3432 "2025-08-04T01:58:05Z")
I give up - I can’t find the link to the photo instead of the album anymore… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3433 "2025-08-04T02:12:41Z")
[![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a40da7c95d5acaeadfd3285a81f8eeb2/d7b77385d087aa7e-f9/s540x810/6436a7f018007340dec58e4e966d18ffba6e6195.jpg) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a40da7c95d5acaeadfd3285a81f8eeb2/d7b77385d087aa7e-f9/s540x810/6436a7f018007340dec58e4e966d18ffba6e6195.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3434 "2025-08-04T02:57:03Z")
“I’d walk a light year for a camel” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3435 "2025-08-04T03:13:10Z")
“Where are your manners, Geoffrey? Offer our visitor a chair. And go and change out of your pyjamas!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3436 "2025-08-04T03:48:15Z")
It’s time we talked about the elephant in the room. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3437 "2025-08-04T03:54:49Z")
It was only a matter of time before the intergalactic carhop, J. R. Bob Dobbs and the Specter of Afrofuturism formed a thruple. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3438 "2025-08-04T04:38:21Z")
A moment later, the alien was eaten. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3439 "2025-08-04T10:00:35Z")
“These are Venezuelan cigars. I wanted Cuban! Just for that, I’m going to make your legs rotate 90 degrees on the z axis!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3440 "2025-08-04T14:19:37Z")
Bob and June are mildly concerned about what effect little Bobby’s five carton a day menthol habit might be having on his health. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=171) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=173)