# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 173
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3441 "2025-08-05T03:42:24Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “These are Venezuelan cigars. I wanted Cuban! Just for that, I’m going to make your legs rotate 90 degrees on the z axis! All yours, @Knowed_Out! (I almost went with someone else until I took a closer look at her legs.) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3442 "2025-08-05T11:06:33Z")
Continuing the vintage SF theme [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/55/3b/15553bb3c8ecad7e49052c8900db88ab.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/55/3b/15553bb3c8ecad7e49052c8900db88ab.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3443 "2025-08-05T14:23:56Z")
The band was hot, so they danced the Martian Merengue. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3444 "2025-08-05T14:38:53Z")
They had to invade Earth when they exhausted their own planet’s reserves of latex. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3445 "2025-08-05T15:32:55Z")
Do Zorg’s eyes make my ass look fat? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3446 "2025-08-05T21:19:42Z")
Tina Louise revitalized her career doing interstellar films, but she regretted not getting casting approval for her leading men. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3447 "2025-08-06T10:24:09Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > The band was hot, so they danced the Martian Merengue. Nice Steely Dan reference. You’re up! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3448 "2025-08-06T16:15:12Z")
Thanks! Let’s try this: [![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/02/27/arts/27PULPDRUNKGALLERY3/27PULPDRUNKGALLERY3-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/02/27/arts/27PULPDRUNKGALLERY3/27PULPDRUNKGALLERY3-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3449 "2025-08-06T16:28:02Z")
Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon; The little dog laughed To see such sport, And the blonde ran away with the pig. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3450 "2025-08-06T16:28:19Z")
You can’t stop us! Our love is eternal! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3451 "2025-08-06T17:57:28Z")
moonlit piglet transit Don’t deadname me as “Tom, Tom the Piper’s son” thought the warm smell of colitis would cover the pig shit, eh miscreant? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3452 "2025-08-06T18:13:24Z")
Deputy Fife finally tracked down his son’s kidnapper. One bullet was all he needed and she was his. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3453 "2025-08-06T18:16:09Z")
The sequel to _Charlotte’s Web_ is a real pot boiler. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3454 "2025-08-06T19:44:01Z")
“Miss! I have reason to believe your tango partner’s a werepig!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3455 "2025-08-06T20:35:00Z")
Melanie ran as fast as she could, because she really had to bring home the bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3456 "2025-08-06T21:12:39Z")
Wait, Ellen - bring her back! I can change! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3457 "2025-08-06T21:26:40Z")
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3458 "2025-08-11T01:37:50Z")
Is anyone interested in resuming the game? [![](https://a.1stdibscdn.com/unique-vintage-oversized-7-industrial-slide-rule-by-pickett-for-sale-picture-3/f_9366/1706223021486/mobilejpegupload_B82850133E96419ABE3923265296AB99_master.jpg?disable=upscale&auto=webp&quality=60&width=700) ](https://a.1stdibscdn.com/unique-vintage-oversized-7-industrial-slide-rule-by-pickett-for-sale-picture-3/f_9366/1706223021486/mobilejpegupload_B82850133E96419ABE3923265296AB99_master.jpg?disable=upscale&auto=webp&quality=60&width=700) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3459 "2025-08-11T01:52:56Z")
Many critics said that although she did a the best she could with what she was given in _Breakfast at Tiffany’s_, Audrey Hepburn just couldn’t measure up to the demands of her role. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3460 "2025-08-11T01:58:57Z")
Audrey Hepburn had to live larger than life due to her actual size. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=172) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=174)