# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 174
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3461 "2025-08-11T01:59:45Z")
Hepburn pushed the limits of her era’s SFX in her big roles. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3462 "2025-08-11T03:50:55Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Is anyone interested in resuming the game? My apologies! I forgot all about this! I choose **Kent\_Clark** ’s caption. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3463 "2025-08-11T03:53:33Z")
(In play) Holly GoSlightly Breakfast at Thumbelina’s ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3464 "2025-08-11T04:21:19Z")
There are no small parts, only small actors. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3465 "2025-08-11T13:18:52Z")
Promotional campaign development for _Breakfast at Tiffany’s_ was somewhat primordial before the invention of Photoshop. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3466 "2025-08-11T13:32:26Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > (In play) Holly GoSlightly I surrender. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3467 "2025-08-12T01:08:19Z")
I’m disappointed that no one made a slide rule joke. _(Despite her beauty and talent, Audrey Hepburn could still only measure up to two significant digits.)_ Putting that aside, let’s give this round to @Elmer_J.Fudd for the most on-the-nose comment. > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > There are no small parts, only small actors. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3468 "2025-08-12T05:44:58Z")
Thanks! [![](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/486286051/photo/connection.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=l8OcpZGkxy2nEfJrvNriTntOQH2GSVVLi3lj6OhjWTU=) ](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/486286051/photo/connection.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=l8OcpZGkxy2nEfJrvNriTntOQH2GSVVLi3lj6OhjWTU=) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3469 "2025-08-12T10:58:52Z")
Nielsen ratings experts protect themselves from orbital mind-control lasers. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3470 "2025-08-12T14:59:16Z")
Alright, which one of you farted? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3471 "2025-08-12T20:52:12Z")
Fox News gets a much-needed upgrade. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3472 "2025-08-12T22:28:26Z")
Still of Spritle and Chim-Chim from the abandoned live-action pilot episode of _Speed Racer_. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3473 "2025-08-12T23:24:10Z")
Let’s all welcome RFK Jr’s new CDC! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3474 "2025-08-13T05:15:58Z")
The winner… > [@Ferris](#): > > Fox News gets a much-needed upgrade. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3475 "2025-08-13T05:38:18Z")
Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd ! Next image: [![](https://workingtheflame.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/1800s-textile-mill.jpg) ](https://workingtheflame.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/1800s-textile-mill.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3476 "2025-08-13T13:44:01Z")
Meet Laura the Loomer. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3477 "2025-08-13T13:51:24Z")
_Someone_ is about to weave a very deceitful web. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3478 "2025-08-13T13:52:09Z")
Backup banks for the very early not quite World Wide Web. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3479 "2025-08-13T13:53:50Z")
Your Fruit of the Looms are the fruit of someone else’s labor. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3480 "2025-08-13T14:28:26Z")
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