# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 177
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3521 "2025-08-17T15:40:21Z")
Thanks! [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/35UExss.png "Ronald") ](https://imgur.com/35UExss) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3522 "2025-08-17T15:42:51Z")
The Burger King’s worst nightmare. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3523 "2025-08-17T15:45:18Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > See? A whole orgy of posting. > This is why I didn’t want to suffer from premature qualification. Good call. I do appreciate the comments from the Prof and Kent, though. Thanks, guys! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3524 "2025-08-17T15:45:46Z")
🎶 _Who let the clowns out? (Who, who, who)_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3525 "2025-08-17T16:20:32Z")
Your cholesterol level is doomed. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3526 "2025-08-17T16:29:19Z")
The survivors from “_Salo: 100 Days of Sodom.”_ It seems they really developed a taste for shit. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3527 "2025-08-17T16:57:15Z")
The Uber driver took one look and just kept on driving. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3528 "2025-08-17T18:22:45Z")
Disguising themselves as clowns seemed like a good idea to the bank robbers, but they forgot you can’t run in clown shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3529 "2025-08-17T20:16:42Z")
The recruits were confused. They thought enlisting in the McDonald’s Brigade meant they’d be in an elite unit of the British army. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3530 "2025-08-18T10:48:25Z")
McDonalds execs turned down these clowns because none of them looked like they actually ever ate at the restaurant they were supposed to promote. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3531 "2025-08-18T18:40:04Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The Uber driver took one look and just kept on driving. The winner is @Elmer_J.Fudd for making me think of clown cars. 🤡 ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3532 "2025-08-18T18:47:38Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.bestmastersprograms.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2.-Naked-Protest-G%C3%87%C3%B4-University-of-Kaposva%C2%A6%C3%BCr-Hungary.jpg) ](https://www.bestmastersprograms.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2.-Naked-Protest-G%C3%87%C3%B4-University-of-Kaposva%C2%A6%C3%BCr-Hungary.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3533 "2025-08-18T18:57:19Z")
Is the guy top right going “think unsexy thoughts…think unsexy thoughts…” ? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3534 "2025-08-18T19:02:46Z")
The first class session at The Fashion Institute really starts with the basics. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3535 "2025-08-18T19:08:25Z")
Discussing the results of the Suntan Lotion experiment. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3536 "2025-08-18T19:19:40Z")
“You know this audition is for the lead role for _Jackie_, right?” “As in Jackie Chan, isn’ it?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3537 "2025-08-18T19:58:52Z")
The Sixties saw the experiment of combined book clubs and encounter groups. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3538 "2025-08-18T22:32:35Z")
A dream where _you’re_ the only one at the exam who remembered to put clothes on, though, can be just as unsettling. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3539 "2025-08-19T01:17:08Z")
Game nights took off with the introduction of Strip Mafia. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3540 "2025-08-19T01:24:41Z")
And just like that, I realized my own washer/dryer wouldn’t set me back much more than a new pair of Manolo Blahniks [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=176) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=178)