# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 179
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3561 "2025-08-23T02:50:44Z")
“Do the throat thing again!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3562 "2025-08-23T11:07:08Z")
“I’ll kiss you but no tongue!!”! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3563 "2025-08-23T14:24:21Z")
The guy who says “Er” is late. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3564 "2025-08-23T14:40:59Z")
“Mom? Can we go to Kentucky Fried Crickets again? I really want some French Flies.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3565 "2025-08-23T14:51:27Z")
Yeah, I’m toad-ally into you. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3566 "2025-08-23T15:00:59Z")
“Gramma, what big eyes you have!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3567 "2025-08-23T17:52:54Z")
Incel toad and his silicone real doll. We should have realized from the increasingly angry “ribbits” that the male loneliness epidemic had reached the amphibious world too. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3568 "2025-08-23T22:56:08Z")
"It can never work between us, darling. I am green and you are brown. Our families will shun us and we’ll be social outcasts. " ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3569 "2025-08-23T22:56:59Z")
“Who says this isn’t easy?” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3570 "2025-08-23T23:18:53Z")
“My experimentation with colloidal silver has turned me into an unnatural azure being: a ghost among the living; bereft of love.” “Fear not; my swampy grotesqueness has also bolted the door ‘twixt me and my fellow creatures. And yet, might your slime mingle with my warts? Couldn’t Slyph mate with Undine in combined ecstasy?” “Uh, you know I have a boyfriend?” (The warty one unleashed a screed of invective and recriminations in response to the fickleness of she-frogdom, but then you already knew he would: **Jeremiad was a Bullfrog** ) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3571 "2025-08-24T04:44:39Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > “I’ll kiss you but no tongue!!”! We have a winner! @running_coach, you’re up. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3572 "2025-08-24T10:51:15Z")
Thanks! [![](https://mymodernmet.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/archive/dXZsUUb2hkOgQxwIOsEd_1082119706.jpeg) ](https://mymodernmet.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/archive/dXZsUUb2hkOgQxwIOsEd_1082119706.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3573 "2025-08-24T11:17:22Z")
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the paddock …” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3574 "2025-08-24T15:00:05Z")
It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is trot and eat and make little horse-sharks and that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3575 "2025-08-24T17:43:01Z")
“We’re gonna need a bigger rope.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3576 "2025-08-24T17:43:52Z")
You _ **really** _ shouldn’t look this gift horse in the mouth. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3577 "2025-08-24T18:37:01Z")
Ooh! Ooh! It’s Arnold Horshark. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3578 "2025-08-25T00:32:07Z")
Ding-dong-ditch - there goes Land Shark! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3579 "2025-08-25T00:42:03Z")
I’ve been through the forest on a shark with no name… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3580 "2025-08-25T02:29:47Z")
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