# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/341 "2024-08-04T21:56:38Z")
Having been promoted to test pilot in the new MiB Air Force, Frank goes hunting for Agent K. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/342 "2024-08-04T23:06:44Z")
Olive the Other Reindeer is working a freelance gig delivering for Amazon in the off-season. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/343 "2024-08-04T23:10:05Z")
Helicopter parenting goes canine. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/344 "2024-08-04T23:11:08Z")
When the game of Fetch gets corporate sponsorship from DJI. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/345 "2024-08-04T23:22:23Z")
Snoopy only pretended to fly. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/346 "2024-08-04T23:25:35Z")
I went to Europe after I got bitten by the travel pug. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/347 "2024-08-04T23:55:15Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > I went to Europe after I got bitten by the travel pug.- Did you fly AirPug? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/348 "2024-08-05T04:37:57Z")
_Those Magnificent Pugs in Their Flying Machines_ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/349 "2024-08-05T04:57:08Z")
The ASPCA is trying to keep up with modern times by rescuing animals by drone. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/350 "2024-08-05T10:47:43Z")
In field testing, Pug drones were recorded as being less batshit panicky than Chihuahua drones ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/351 "2024-08-05T11:15:42Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > In field testing, Pug drones were recorded as being less batshit panicky than Chihuahua drones - Not an entry. I wasn’t aware there was anything _more_ batshit panicky than a Chihuahua. nae ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/352 "2024-08-05T12:29:07Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I wasn’t aware there was anything _more_ batshit panicky than a Chihuahua. I was going for the imagined visual effect. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/353 "2024-08-05T15:53:40Z")
_Pugs In Spaaaaaace!_ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/354 "2024-08-06T15:06:49Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Having been promoted to test pilot in the new MiB Air Force, Frank goes hunting for Agent K. Up, up and away @running_coach ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/355 "2024-08-06T17:04:57Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/6398751950c3d_fqvut84c4tm91__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/6398751950c3d_fqvut84c4tm91__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/356 "2024-08-06T17:08:04Z")
“Contents Fragile, Handle With Care” wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/357 "2024-08-06T17:13:26Z")
This isn’t Ulthar! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/358 "2024-08-06T17:16:40Z")
🎶 Hey girl I got somethin’ real important to give you So just sit down and listen A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside it’s my kitten in a box It’s in a box ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/359 "2024-08-06T17:25:22Z")
Hobbs! The transmorgophier turned me into a kitten! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/360 "2024-08-06T18:12:00Z")
“Oh no Dodi! It’s the paparazzi on motor scooters!” “Never fear! My father bought me membership in the Arabian Knights. _Size of a Kitten!_ Now let’s join our halves of the secret ring, and Shazzam will install a guardrail in this tunnel!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=19)