# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 180
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3581 "2025-08-25T12:31:15Z")
Excellent entries from all. My final choice is guided by the chance to make the greatest winner announcement ever. "Please allow @knoodler to post the next picture. ``` Signed, @knoodler's mother." ``` ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3582 "2025-08-25T16:31:50Z")
Thanks Mom! Er, I mean **Coach** 😜 [![](https://i.imgur.com/rfgfVj5.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/rfgfVj5.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3583 "2025-08-25T16:33:21Z")
“The next motherfucker who calls me the father of the Republican Party
” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3584 "2025-08-25T17:08:12Z")
“You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!". ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3585 "2025-08-25T19:17:56Z")
“No, for the last time, there is no secret door behind me that leads to the _real_ Constitution.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3586 "2025-08-25T19:20:00Z")
Now put another chair here for my current predecessor. No need to make a new one: the one Canute sat in will be fine. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3587 "2025-08-26T01:54:48Z")
I thought those snakes were a _wig!_ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3588 "2025-08-26T06:12:02Z")
Lincoln not impressed as the year turns 3000AD and Republicans still deny climate change. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3589 "2025-08-26T11:30:45Z")
đŸŽ¶ Shot through the head, and you’re to blame
 You give actors
a bad name. đŸŽ¶ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3590 "2025-08-26T14:14:23Z")
All great replies. @Knowed_Out wins for the deep pull from Nic Cage (and “cue-an-on”). ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3591 "2025-08-26T15:55:58Z")
Thanks! [![](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/5/1352295_800x450.jpg) ](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/5/1352295_800x450.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3592 "2025-08-26T16:54:09Z")
Despite its potential for playing complicated melodies, the jug organ never got past the prototype stage. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3593 "2025-08-26T17:29:45Z")
Jack Daniel’s early tactics to encourage men to drink their product were a little extreme. They don’t call it Lynchburg for nothing. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3594 "2025-08-26T19:02:17Z")
They caught the brown bottle bandits! ---
**Author:** ![IMadeLem0nade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imadelem0nade/32/19241_2.png) [@IMadeLem0nade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IMadeLem0nade)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3595 "2025-08-26T19:02:48Z")
they were 15 bottles in when John found out who slept with his wife ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3596 "2025-08-27T12:08:16Z")
You win @Elmer_J.Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3597 "2025-08-27T14:31:44Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.grunge.com/img/gallery/strange-food-fads-of-the-1950s/l-intro-1618458610.jpg) ](https://www.grunge.com/img/gallery/strange-food-fads-of-the-1950s/l-intro-1618458610.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3598 "2025-08-27T15:44:50Z")
Scene from a Catholic childhood, when once each year, Mom turns one egg into a new brother, while Dad turns one egg into a whole meal. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3599 "2025-08-27T16:44:10Z")
The show was originally supposed to be _My Seven Sons_ but Fred MacMurray got nervous working with that many kids. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3600 "2025-08-27T18:20:57Z")
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