# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 181
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3601 "2025-08-27T18:33:42Z")
James Garner’s lesser known role as a house husband ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3602 "2025-08-28T01:05:29Z")
Bringing a knife to a _bun_ fight, though, was rather clever. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3603 "2025-08-28T02:49:15Z")
Dad is great! Give us vanilla cake! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3604 "2025-08-28T14:21:10Z")
Is Mommy done yet? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3605 "2025-08-28T14:23:00Z")
This one is kinda poetic. The winner… > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Scene from a Catholic childhood, when once each year, Mom turns one egg into a new brother, while Dad turns one egg into a whole meal. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3606 "2025-08-28T14:33:04Z")
Thanks Elmer [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Me_and_the_Chimp_Reta_Shaw_Buttons_1972.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Me_and_the_Chimp_Reta_Shaw_Buttons_1972.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3607 "2025-08-28T14:42:48Z")
“Don’t worry. That’s not my poop-throwing hand.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3608 "2025-08-28T15:27:24Z")
“I am a graduate of the Ronald Reagan Kollege of the Dental Arts, and you can, too!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3609 "2025-08-28T15:54:44Z")
“Say ook,ook, ook.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3610 "2025-08-28T16:51:27Z")
This is the only oral surgeon my HMO will approve! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3611 "2025-08-28T17:00:23Z")
“I didn’t realize the guy I was talking to was a genie. I said I wished I was the most popular guy in the world, and next thing I knew, I was the main attraction at the Central Park Zoo.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3612 "2025-08-28T17:01:33Z")
Is it safe? Is it safe? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3613 "2025-08-28T17:10:25Z")
Not all productions of _Little Shop of Horrors_ can afford Steve Martin. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3614 "2025-08-29T00:54:29Z")
When I told the dentist, “A _monkey_ could do a better job of fixing my teeth than you!”, I didn’t realize I was right! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3615 "2025-08-29T14:30:02Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Is it safe? Is it safe? You win for finding the monkey humor/Holocaust joke nexus. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3616 "2025-08-29T20:06:00Z")
Thanks **S\_T**! [![](https://i.imgur.com/3btJgEa.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/3btJgEa.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![IMadeLem0nade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imadelem0nade/32/19241_2.png) [@IMadeLem0nade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IMadeLem0nade)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3617 "2025-08-29T20:22:57Z")
‘he’s right behind me, isn’t he’ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3618 "2025-08-30T00:20:33Z")
Genetically engineering a Vantablack™ cat proved a great mistake… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3619 "2025-08-30T05:13:07Z")
“He gets really angry if you make Cheshire Cat jokes.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3620 "2025-08-30T13:50:17Z")
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