# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 183
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3641 "2025-09-03T23:42:27Z")
I’ve enjoyed many of the musical entries to previous pictures from @Prof.Pepperwinkle and had a chuckle at this one. Over to you, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3642 "2025-09-04T00:33:22Z")
Danke schoen. How 'bout [![](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/nerd-children-girl-group-funny-glasses-23150428.jpg) ](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/nerd-children-girl-group-funny-glasses-23150428.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3643 "2025-09-04T01:31:57Z")
Young Kindly Ones ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3644 "2025-09-04T02:17:25Z")
Cindy, Mindy, and Lindy Terwilliger are the youngest members of the Sally Jessy Raphael Fan Club. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3645 "2025-09-04T11:24:25Z")
Item #3 on how parents embarrass their daughters when they bring their boyfriends to dinner: awkward children photos ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3646 "2025-09-04T14:40:15Z")
Someone didn’t get the memo that today was “Goggles” day. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3647 "2025-09-04T14:52:18Z")
The Disney Company finally acquired Hell too, and made Cerberus conform to its customer service model ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3648 "2025-09-04T15:10:14Z")
“Boys don’t make passes at girls who…read Dorothy Parker.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3649 "2025-09-04T17:32:26Z")
**knoodler** wins! I’m not where I can copy/paste. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3650 "2025-09-04T18:06:58Z")
Thanks **Prof**! This pic is much bigger than I expected. [![](https://i.imgur.com/eYsyTKN.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/eYsyTKN.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3651 "2025-09-04T18:13:02Z")
“Brass, tone it down a little; strings, a little louder. Okay, from the top. A-one and a-two …” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3652 "2025-09-04T21:22:35Z")
Eric’s ‘Nut divining’ technique was met with scepticism. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3653 "2025-09-04T21:25:38Z")
“She loves me not…” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3654 "2025-09-06T18:45:01Z")
@Spoons wins! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3655 "2025-09-06T21:19:26Z")
Was there ever any doubt? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3656 "2025-09-07T01:25:18Z")
I’m ever the optimist! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3657 "2025-09-07T18:06:44Z")
Thanks! Let’s stick with animals for a bit. Try this: [![](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2022/12/09/squirreljump-28aafd8cd34db8db8604eb503509496394234554.jpg?s=1300&c=85&f=webp) ](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2022/12/09/squirreljump-28aafd8cd34db8db8604eb503509496394234554.jpg?s=1300&c=85&f=webp) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3658 "2025-09-07T18:15:57Z")
Just seconds into Prokofiev’s Sinfonia Concertante 2nd movement, Maestro Squeaker is unceremoniously defenestrated from the Met. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3659 "2025-09-07T18:23:32Z")
_Where the hell did Bullwinkle go?_ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3660 "2025-09-07T19:00:14Z")
From Hasbro - it’s the new G.I. Squirrel, with Kung-Fu grip! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=182) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=184)