# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3661 "2025-09-07T21:45:34Z")
Is this from the latest live-action version of _Ice Age_? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3662 "2025-09-08T00:48:06Z")
Superman gets a playful dog with powers but poor Aquaman has to settle for a squirrel that can swim underwater. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3663 "2025-09-08T01:36:26Z")
As he approached Mach 2, Eric nervously checked whether his remaining ear was still attached. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3664 "2025-09-08T05:21:39Z")
Cyril resorted to desperate measures to locate his nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3665 "2025-09-08T20:51:30Z")
Gotta give this one to @Tibby for this gem: > [@Tibby](#): > > Where the hell did Bullwinkle go? All yours, **Tibby**! ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3666 "2025-09-08T21:01:50Z")
Muchas gracias! Here’s an oldie, but goodie: [![](https://academics.winona.edu/povwinona/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2018/11/harold-lloyd-s-safety-last-kicks-off-the-flatpack-festival-314652517-1080x675.jpg) ](https://academics.winona.edu/povwinona/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2018/11/harold-lloyd-s-safety-last-kicks-off-the-flatpack-festival-314652517-1080x675.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3667 "2025-09-08T21:04:49Z")
“Time to transition into screenwriting.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3668 "2025-09-08T22:53:30Z")
“Tonight’s the night we’ll make history Honey, you and I 'Cause I’ll take any risk to tie back the hands of time”. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3669 "2025-09-09T01:02:32Z")
“Time flies, but will I?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3670 "2025-09-09T03:41:55Z")
“Hey, you got a minute? Want one?” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3671 "2025-09-09T06:46:54Z")
Ever the kampanaphobic, Frank resorted to desperate measures. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3672 "2025-09-09T07:06:02Z")
It was at this point that Harold decided that changing clocks for Daylight Savings Time was more trouble than it was worth. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3673 "2025-09-09T12:05:23Z")
Tough call. Batter up, @Spoons ! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3674 "2025-09-09T19:25:50Z")
Thanks! Continuing with the silent movie theme, here’s your next photo: [![](https://i.insider.com/5aa98ee23be59f1c008b46db?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp) ](https://i.insider.com/5aa98ee23be59f1c008b46db?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3675 "2025-09-09T19:44:01Z")
1. I won’t eat this all now. I’ll have a tongue sandwich for lunch. 2. Oh boy. There’s a wad of gum stuck on the bottom for afters. 3. It’s bad enough when one fish eye is looking at me. This thing has twelve ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3676 "2025-09-09T19:51:24Z")
Disease control experts were astonished to discover that leather shoes could be a vector of parasitic worm infections. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3677 "2025-09-09T20:20:37Z")
Mr Chaplin’s personal chef misunderstood his request for “something made with choux pastry”. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3678 "2025-09-09T20:24:58Z")
These were the lean years at United Artists. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3679 "2025-09-09T23:29:41Z")
“This shoe is almost as old as my girlfriend.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3680 "2025-09-09T23:45:47Z")
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