# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 186
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3701 "2025-09-11T20:37:28Z")
Of course, Funeral Directors have a different idea of recreation than the rest of us do. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3702 "2025-09-11T20:39:57Z")
“The wait is over! You don’t have to be named Nesmith, Tork, of Jones to drive this baby. The the all-new Billy Preston edition can accommodate 'fros up to 20 inches in diameter!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3703 "2025-09-11T23:19:34Z")
The rear section can also be filled with water to make a mobile aquarium. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3704 "2025-09-12T00:12:00Z")
Room for plenty of junk in that trunk. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3705 "2025-09-12T00:19:49Z")
The car would have been featured in _The Flying Nun_ and driven by Sister Bertrille if the show had been renewed for another season. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3706 "2025-09-12T00:47:40Z")
Transformers! More than meets the eye! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3707 "2025-09-12T01:49:49Z")
[not in play]. Yunno, I’ve seen worse concepts. Maybe just a little too gimmicky but expanding camper tops are a thing. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3708 "2025-09-12T01:52:43Z")
RV2: Twice as recreational as an RV! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3709 "2025-09-12T02:08:59Z")
How many times have you wished your car could also be a greenhouse? Well, now it can be. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3710 "2025-09-12T05:24:19Z")
The NEW Toyota RV2! NOT for sale…NOW!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3711 "2025-09-12T06:19:26Z")
Apparently, an executive at Pontiac ran across this in the late 1990s, and said, “You know, we could improve upon this. Change it a little here, maybe get rid of this, and include that thingamajig we’ve been kicking around for a bit, and I think we’d have a winner. And we could call it … oh, we could call it the Aztec.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3712 "2025-09-12T11:24:31Z")
Unfortunately, sleeping next to the gas tank was not a draw to potential customers. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3713 "2025-09-12T20:27:52Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Of course, Funeral Directors have a different idea of recreation than the rest of us do. Take it away @needscoffee ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3714 "2025-09-13T16:01:26Z")
[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/iFluGJk.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/iFluGJk) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3715 "2025-09-13T16:33:12Z")
Yeah, you’re clucked. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3716 "2025-09-13T17:16:35Z")
I hate to tell you, but “The Ugly Duckling” is just a fable. This is your future. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3717 "2025-09-13T19:36:37Z")
I shall call him ‘Mini Me.’ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3718 "2025-09-13T22:00:12Z")
“He’s so cute. Yeah. He has your - um - eyes.” ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3719 "2025-09-14T02:27:41Z")
“I told you my dad has a bigger pecker than your dad! … What do you mean ‘that’s not what that means’?” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3720 "2025-09-14T18:36:48Z")
> [@Gr8Kat](#): > > “I told you my dad has a bigger pecker than your dad! … What do you mean ‘that’s not what that means’?” - Take it away, @Gr8Kat! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=185) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=187)