# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 187
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3721 "2025-09-15T00:50:47Z")
[![](https://i.imgur.com/ewwMzdf.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/ewwMzdf.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3722 "2025-09-15T00:51:55Z")
When Jeff Dunham discovered he’d been reincarnated as a meerkat, his life sadly changed very little. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3723 "2025-09-15T01:14:49Z")
_Ridi, Pagliacco_! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3724 "2025-09-15T01:39:57Z")
The Savannah Strangler struck quickly. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3725 "2025-09-15T03:29:18Z")
Quick! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3726 "2025-09-15T03:32:20Z")
A new episode of _The Simpsons_! Sunday on Animal Planet. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3727 "2025-09-15T03:36:05Z")
“I hoped that you would be my meerkatch!” “And I am so glad that you meerkaught me!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3728 "2025-09-15T04:56:17Z")
“For heaven’s sakes, don’t sneak up on me while I’m on warthog lookout!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3729 "2025-09-15T05:36:53Z")
A little lower… a little lower… a little… too low!! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3730 "2025-09-16T01:34:02Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > A new episode of _The Simpsons_! Sunday on Animal Planet. Congrats, Elmer, please take it away! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3731 "2025-09-16T02:01:26Z")
Thanks! [![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN4OcyX4_wSDxW98f0VgDeUpH2x3AbD2c10vuY5LymY4gutqinbHCmS24FqFcE1qr3RGA9K3jaeLL-Ug7j1XTpCy7AqAL60wMj2PVbXqXKQmBGDaWeAXnXj9iqQteSPYeFilnoFGOTQ7m4/s1600/Edwards,+Bill-Cowboy+Christmas.png) ](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN4OcyX4_wSDxW98f0VgDeUpH2x3AbD2c10vuY5LymY4gutqinbHCmS24FqFcE1qr3RGA9K3jaeLL-Ug7j1XTpCy7AqAL60wMj2PVbXqXKQmBGDaWeAXnXj9iqQteSPYeFilnoFGOTQ7m4/s1600/Edwards,+Bill-Cowboy+Christmas.png) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3732 "2025-09-16T02:24:40Z")
“Wow! Santa’s been here!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3733 "2025-09-16T03:15:45Z")
A present in the past. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3734 "2025-09-16T05:20:06Z")
Joe took a gift horse to the south. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3735 "2025-09-16T10:45:58Z")
“I hope it’s a pillow.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3736 "2025-09-16T11:27:26Z")
This time, Llewelyn, take out the transponder ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3737 "2025-09-16T16:47:42Z")
“Gosh, Trigger! And I didn’t get you anything.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3738 "2025-09-17T00:36:26Z")
The winner… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “I hope it’s a pillow.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3739 "2025-09-17T01:08:09Z")
Let’s see how this goes [![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2025-09/16/15/subbuzz/eL5CRmKtp.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2025-09/16/15/subbuzz/eL5CRmKtp.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3740 "2025-09-17T03:15:00Z")
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