# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 188
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3741 "2025-09-17T03:33:39Z")
“It’s a drain cleaner _and_ a dessert topping!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3742 "2025-09-17T03:54:02Z")
“Well, I don’t know about the Metropolitan Museum, but I’m sure we could find a place for it in the Museum of Modern Art.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3743 "2025-09-17T07:53:57Z")
This is a photo of the brain-sucker starving. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3744 "2025-09-17T09:50:52Z")
Voted _‘Most Likely to Start a Lawsuit’_ by the Quality Assurance team at the Acme French Tickler Condom company. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3745 "2025-09-17T11:45:41Z")
Although their profile was verified by IDMe, it didn’t help secure a first date. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3746 "2025-09-17T21:14:46Z")
> [@Tibby](#): > > Voted _‘Most Likely to Start a Lawsuit’_ by the Quality Assurance team at the Acme French Tickler Condom company. You paint with words @Tibby ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3747 "2025-09-18T07:10:52Z")
Thanks! Here’s a pic in need of a caption: [![](https://i.imgur.com/c0KrfVO.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/c0KrfVO.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3748 "2025-09-18T13:32:51Z")
The woods? Uh… oh… oh dear… yes, well, they’re in that direction, you better hurry! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3749 "2025-09-18T20:31:12Z")
The launch of ride share company Ube_a_r was a spectacular show. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3750 "2025-09-18T20:46:55Z")
Petrushka’s debut as bear cyclist was spoiled when a woman with two heads showed up behind him and subsequently captured the audience’s attention. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3751 "2025-09-18T21:28:38Z")
[not in play] Now, now, let’s be inclusive: it’s wom **e** n with a shared body, not a woman with two heads. [/n.i.p.] ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3752 "2025-09-19T08:30:02Z")
@iamatractorboy, c’mon down! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3753 "2025-09-19T09:47:52Z")
Yay, I won with a poop joke. Mental note: keep it low brow 😆 Let’s stick with the circus theme… [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/2942/15154723360_111e4141a6_b.jpg "Duffy") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/proni/15154723360/in/gallery-196154499@N07-72157720914481323/) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3754 "2025-09-19T10:57:23Z")
Bonzo’s act with a giant broccoli spear was supposed to encourage children to eat more vegetables, but it had the opposite effect. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3755 "2025-09-19T12:53:12Z")
I figured ending the show by ‘loosening Jumbo’s fecal logjam’ with a giant cue tip would bring the house down. Instead, the gag… well… plopped. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3756 "2025-09-19T20:17:30Z")
“Alas, poor Yorik…” The all-clown version of Hamlet was not a success. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3757 "2025-09-19T20:46:35Z")
Repaint harlequin, said the stick-plop man ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3758 "2025-09-19T21:02:05Z")
Chuckles scores the last shish kabob at the company BBQ, but can’t help but wonder why his pal Jumbo didn’t show up. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3759 "2025-09-19T21:26:13Z")
“Khlav Kalash! Get your Khlav Kalash!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3760 "2025-09-20T09:51:59Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Chuckles scores the last shish kabob at the company BBQ, but can’t help but wonder why his pal Jumbo didn’t show up. Sick and twisted… I like it… your turn Elmer! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=187) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=189)