# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 189
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3761 "2025-09-20T13:29:20Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.etsystatic.com/5208346/r/il/e4db3e/3868999452/il_fullxfull.3868999452_ap8x.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/5208346/r/il/e4db3e/3868999452/il_fullxfull.3868999452_ap8x.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3762 "2025-09-20T14:44:23Z")
Lewis Carroll met Salvador Dalí at the bottom of the rabbit hole and said, _‘Let’s get weird’._ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3763 "2025-09-20T15:40:09Z")
The wom **e** n with a shared body who stole Petrushka’s spotlight (see above) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3764 "2025-09-20T20:20:52Z")
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum have dates for the prom! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3765 "2025-09-20T21:20:13Z")
It was a nice design for a music box, but the gears stripped when the dancer kept turning two ways simultaneously. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3766 "2025-09-20T22:04:13Z")
“We need to shave our legs before the party, otherwise boys will stare.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3767 "2025-09-21T01:26:43Z")
“Wait a minute, are we standing in Cerberus’ food dish??” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3768 "2025-09-21T13:45:18Z")
The winner… > [@Ferris](#): > > “We need to shave our legs before the party, otherwise boys will stare.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3769 "2025-09-21T19:00:34Z")
Thanks! Travelling for a while very soon, so best if I hand the baton to whoever wants to put up a pic, rather than delay our important work here. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3770 "2025-09-23T01:57:24Z")
@Elmer_J.Fudd perhaps you could anoint the runner-up? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3771 "2025-09-23T02:26:07Z")
Sorry! Go for it @Kent_Clark. > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > It was a nice design for a music box, but the gears stripped when the dancer kept turning two ways simultaneously ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3772 "2025-09-23T21:54:37Z")
Let’s try a different direction. [![](https://media.wired.com/photos/5b43f387572ae17d05ab24f2/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Screen-Shot-2014-09-02-at-1.12.06-PM.png) ](https://media.wired.com/photos/5b43f387572ae17d05ab24f2/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Screen-Shot-2014-09-02-at-1.12.06-PM.png) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3773 "2025-09-23T22:00:15Z")
Easy, boy. You’re never gonna make friends if you play too rough. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3774 "2025-09-23T22:04:47Z")
After seeing the preliminary sketches for the proposed “Amazing Spider-Man” and “Doctor Octopus,” the higher-ups at Marvel had some suggestions. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3775 "2025-09-23T22:17:11Z")
Those abs! How about you toss my tako salad? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3776 "2025-09-23T23:08:12Z")
Finally! Hentai for the Josei. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3777 "2025-09-24T00:00:07Z")
Harvesting tentacles for soup has its downside. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3778 "2025-09-24T00:23:23Z")
Torvill and Dean have taken their ice dancing to all-new realms this year! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3779 "2025-09-24T01:16:36Z")
“Calamari! I’m craving calamari!”. The things we do for pregnant women! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3780 "2025-09-24T10:34:18Z")
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