# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 191
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3801 "2025-09-28T01:17:00Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > (Tried unsuccessfully to find the ‘strikethrough’ option here 🤔 😆 ) Out of play: Apply two tilde “~” characters on each side of a phrase to strikethrough that phrase (e.g. ~~This phrase is struck through)~~ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3802 "2025-09-28T06:02:31Z")
Thanks, appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3803 "2025-09-28T10:29:01Z")
> [@Tibby](#): > > The new live-action Woody Woodpecker movie was filmed entirely in a Home Depot plumbing aisle, on a low budget. I’d still watch it. Winner. @Tibby - all yours. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3804 "2025-09-28T11:10:41Z")
Muchas gracias! Let’s get small and explore microbial humor: [![](https://i.imgur.com/pwuFWEY.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/pwuFWEY.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3805 "2025-09-28T11:20:21Z")
Glorp discovers God, Micro Christianity ensues. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3806 "2025-09-28T19:34:52Z")
Professor Kidder discovers his microcosmic society has advanced to creating Minions movies. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3807 "2025-09-29T01:10:31Z")
This is what happens when you get rid of vaccinations. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3808 "2025-09-29T01:15:30Z")
Illumination Studios finally cops to creating the COVID 19 virus. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3809 "2025-09-29T03:11:04Z")
This explains our infectious infatuation with Minions. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3810 "2025-09-29T15:12:31Z")
Good captions all—but @Knowed_Out made me giggle most. Batter up! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3811 "2025-09-29T19:19:04Z")
This one seems to have a lot of symbolism, or maybe not. [![](https://www.union.edu/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/union-marketing-layer/201810/pulp1.jpg?itok=TDS3Doec) ](https://www.union.edu/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/union-marketing-layer/201810/pulp1.jpg?itok=TDS3Doec) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3812 "2025-09-29T20:53:21Z")
Andy wondered whether Freddy was taking this new ‘bedroom experimentation’ just a little too far… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3813 "2025-09-29T20:59:12Z")
Can he swing from a web? Take a look overhead. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3814 "2025-09-29T21:59:55Z")
Charlotte woke up one morning, took one look at her web, and said, “Fuck this! I’m moving to the country.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3815 "2025-09-30T20:07:07Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > Andy wondered whether Freddy was taking this new ‘bedroom experimentation’ just a little too far… The sickest gets it @Ferris ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2025, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3816 "2025-09-30T23:40:58Z")
If I’ve learned anything from this thread, it’s that a twisted mind is a winning mind. Let’s encourage that happy thought… [![](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/cFjyvBLjSbocAWRA5dsWiN-970-80.jpg) ](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/cFjyvBLjSbocAWRA5dsWiN-970-80.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2025, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3817 "2025-09-30T23:42:18Z")
Everyone had a band in the 1970s. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3818 "2025-10-01T00:11:51Z")
Dddddooooonnnnaaaalllldddd! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3819 "2025-10-01T01:54:25Z")
When did Gnarls Barkley get back together? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3820 "2025-10-01T02:06:15Z")
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