# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 194
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3861 "2025-10-05T16:53:35Z")
“I got rid of the angel. You don’t want to know how.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3862 "2025-10-05T20:04:49Z")
“Cry havoc, and let slip… oh.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3863 "2025-10-06T02:45:26Z")
“Can somebody help me get this dog-shaped wart off my butt?” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3864 "2025-10-06T02:49:54Z")
Everybody always cries at the part where he puts the kitten-shaped cookie on his back ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3865 "2025-10-06T02:57:07Z")
What, you didn’t know Master Blaster had a pet? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3866 "2025-10-06T06:02:57Z")
In the new Pixar version of _Dune_, Paul Atreides is adorable. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3867 "2025-10-06T21:39:08Z")
Mein Feline ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3868 "2025-10-07T00:31:40Z")
_“Time to put this puppy in Drive and take her for a spin! Where’s the shifter on this thing?”_ After careful deliberation (and mild dehydration from laughing), @kaylasdad99 emerges victorious! Batter up, champ! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3869 "2025-10-07T06:38:27Z")
I’m honored. How’s this? [![](https://static.postize.com/posts/abfe43d8bd6a6bd2e1afe7f1b7d96b74_30812_700.jpg) ](https://static.postize.com/posts/abfe43d8bd6a6bd2e1afe7f1b7d96b74_30812_700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3870 "2025-10-07T06:53:24Z")
“I guess today’s special is chili, huh?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3871 "2025-10-07T15:53:37Z")
BBW Bertha Butt’s Bathroom ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3872 "2025-10-07T16:01:44Z")
Amazon mixed up my order. Some museum’s Pacific Island exhibit has a pack of Cottonelle labeled as a Rai stone. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3873 "2025-10-07T17:38:51Z")
Before going on a game show, double check the consolation prizes. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3874 "2025-10-07T17:58:24Z")
Free UNC diplomas ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3875 "2025-10-07T19:34:47Z")
Billy Bob’s nearly done with the first jumbo roll of TP he bought at 2-for-1 prices after the Johnny Carson Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 1973. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3876 "2025-10-08T01:45:27Z")
Cornholio would approve! ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3877 "2025-10-08T01:54:12Z")
**BREAKING:** Taco Tuesday Reaches **DEFCON 1.** Taco Bell’s **emergency backup roll** awaits the Wednesday fallout. _Film at 11._ _Brought to you by Charmin, Imodium, and the Department of Defense._ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3878 "2025-10-08T02:13:10Z")
The 128-ply roll was both extra soft and extra strong, but the test marketing uncovered problems. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3879 "2025-10-08T05:28:55Z")
After last year’s disaster, preparations for the annual Phaal Curry Challenge were thorough. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3880 "2025-10-08T05:41:50Z")
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