# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 195
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3881 "2025-10-08T07:35:34Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Amazon mixed up my order. Some museum’s Pacific Island exhibit has a pack of Cottonelle labeled as a Rai stone. Lots of good bathroom-related entries, but the anthology-based one kinda spoke to me. You’re up, @Slithy_Tove! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3882 "2025-10-08T12:05:04Z")
Thanks. I almost kept my yap shut. Now cave canum: [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/G%C3%A9r%C3%B4me_-_Cave_Canem.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/G%C3%A9r%C3%B4me_-_Cave_Canem.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3883 "2025-10-08T14:13:16Z")
“And here I thought ‘being in the doghouse’ was a figure of speech.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3884 "2025-10-08T14:13:35Z")
“Beware of Doug” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3885 "2025-10-08T14:41:11Z")
This what they do to you in Paris if you request the gluten free menu. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3886 "2025-10-08T15:28:33Z")
The Emperor always keeps a spare barbarian on hand, just in case. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3887 "2025-10-08T15:42:01Z")
I bloomin’ told ‘em I don’t like spring onions! You just can’t get the staff these days…sniff…. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3888 "2025-10-08T17:12:48Z")
I hate being chained up outside while Mom does her grocery shopping. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3889 "2025-10-08T22:11:11Z")
“And the bread is stale!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3890 "2025-10-09T00:06:40Z")
His boss hadn’t _technically_ lied at the job interview: Alex _was_ outdoors and not ‘chained to a desk all day’. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3891 "2025-10-09T10:58:38Z")
“Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in them” my ass. Your flesh _tastes_ like ass. But noooooo. Bring it up during service and they chain you up until you finish the bloody wafer. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3892 "2025-10-09T12:22:52Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > His boss hadn’t _technically_ lied at the job interview: Alex _was_ outdoors and not ‘chained to a desk all day’. All good but @Ferris wins this one ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3893 "2025-10-09T12:26:57Z")
**Gaius Crustus — The Croissant Incident.** Incarcerated for baking a pastry deemed “too French,” centuries before France existed. ETA: too late. My bad. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3894 "2025-10-09T12:54:47Z")
@Slithy_Tove - much appreciated! Different place, different time: [![](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/default-cr.jpg) ](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/default-cr.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3895 "2025-10-09T17:17:14Z")
🎶 Feel like Jonah in the belly of the whale 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3896 "2025-10-09T17:29:19Z")
Medieval Ubers weren’t so sophisticated. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3897 "2025-10-09T20:06:21Z")
“Here’s your wretched refuse from a teeming shore back. And don’t let me catch you swimming in my river again.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3898 "2025-10-09T20:12:43Z")
“Oh, dear. A giant otter is sucking my legs. Hold my hands, I’m really stressed.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3899 "2025-10-09T20:59:15Z")
Biblical scholars now consider the tale of Jesus being baptized in the Loch Ness to be apocryphal. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3900 "2025-10-10T05:40:32Z")
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