# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 196
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3901 "2025-10-10T21:27:02Z")
@Prof.Pepperwinkle > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Medieval Ubers weren’t so sophisticated. The winning entry has arrived. I like! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3902 "2025-10-11T15:50:42Z")
Ah! Thanks. Let’s… [![](https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th/id/OIP.zepqmrZfZZ7T9haCM1QuAgHaHa?cb=12&rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain&o=7&rm=3) ](https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th/id/OIP.zepqmrZfZZ7T9haCM1QuAgHaHa?cb=12&rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain&o=7&rm=3) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3903 "2025-10-11T18:00:04Z")
Acute death ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3904 "2025-10-11T19:41:33Z")
Stewie Griffin tries Ozembic ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3905 "2025-10-12T23:56:27Z")
I’m giving this to knoodler, with an apology. This obviously wasn’t a very good choice. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3906 "2025-10-13T00:42:20Z")
In a sense, the image was too evocative: it could have been referencing so many different things it was hard to pick one. BTW: am I misinterpreting that or does it show his spine attaching to his _chest_? Or is his whole torso somehow backwards to the rest of his body? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3907 "2025-10-13T00:54:20Z")
Your guess is as good as mine. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3908 "2025-10-13T01:15:56Z")
I tried to come up with something about his cute li’l shoes, but I’ve been drawing a lot of blanks lately. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3909 "2025-10-13T01:23:18Z")
Coincidentally, an obscure (to us USAians) Welsh rock star was murdered in prison the other day. Incarcerated for sexual assault on the children of two of his female admirers. The pic on offer might have been the cherub tasked to guide him to the underworld (though with sharper teeth) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3910 "2025-10-13T02:44:22Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > I’m giving this to knoodler, with an apology. This obviously wasn’t a very good choice. I used the first quote that popped into my head, and thought I could turn it into a Baby Yoda or Baby Groot reference. It was a tough nut and thought surely someone could do better. I’ll take the win! [![](https://i.imgur.com/lPqpY27.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/lPqpY27.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3911 "2025-10-13T03:04:16Z")
“Okay, put the apple back on her head so I can try for three in a row!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3912 "2025-10-13T03:06:19Z")
If _The Godfather_ was Polish instead of Sicilian: the baby gets shot and all the family business is settled with buckets of water ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3913 "2025-10-13T10:41:06Z")
The Vatican’s protocol for anointing babies during the COVID era got a little silly. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3914 "2025-10-13T11:10:22Z")
Good news: the new and improved Kevlar Baby Suit finally works! Bad news: we’ve run out of test subjects. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3915 "2025-10-13T14:30:11Z")
With demonic assaults on priests up 300%, the defensive use of holy water has skyrocketed. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3916 "2025-10-13T16:30:23Z")
Hitting the babies wasn’t a big problem, but making the sign of the cross on their foreheads was a challenge for all but the best marksmen-ministers. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3917 "2025-10-13T20:56:53Z")
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel blessed?’ Well, do ya, punk?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3918 "2025-10-14T03:18:01Z")
I was hoping for some sort of reference to carnival water pistol racing games, but I’ll give it to @Ferris for the Dirty Harry quote. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3919 "2025-10-14T06:31:09Z")
Thanks, @knoodler ! [![](https://alexshvartsman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/funny-science-fiction-cover.jpg) ](https://alexshvartsman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/funny-science-fiction-cover.jpg) Btw, I find it really hard to search for good pictures. So many of them don’t link properly or are licensed. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3920 "2025-10-14T06:38:37Z")
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