# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 198
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3941 "2025-10-17T13:46:21Z")
“And this is for breaking up the Beatles…someday.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3942 "2025-10-17T21:00:09Z")
“When Brian Epstein asked me if I wanted to meet John, I told him he could have the shirt right off my back!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3943 "2025-10-17T23:44:41Z")
“I usually work in bomb disposal, so I’m fairly sure this is the right wire…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3944 "2025-10-18T00:18:17Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > “Worst. Seduction. Ever. You know, Clyde, this thing has hooks that you can just unfasten.” [nae]"OK, but what about the bra?'[/nae] ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3945 "2025-10-18T00:45:37Z")
“_‘You become naked’_ I’m definitely saving that line for something later. But I’ll leave out the part about the creepster and the scissors.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3946 "2025-10-18T04:12:59Z")
Is this right before she [starts screaming](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68)? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3947 "2025-10-18T11:18:51Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Is this right before she [starts screaming](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68)? Thanks for that nightmare, but you don’t win. > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “And this is for breaking up the Beatles…someday.” That cuts to the quick. Go for it @Elmer_J.Fudd ! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3948 "2025-10-18T11:32:33Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.jedinews.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Boardroom-Empire-Strips-Back-May25.jpg) ](https://www.jedinews.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Boardroom-Empire-Strips-Back-May25.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3949 "2025-10-18T12:01:13Z")
The Trans-Stormtrooper War Room: discussing non-binary blasters and new helmet designs with better visibility and gender fluidity. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3950 "2025-10-18T13:30:06Z")
Remind me again: who shot first? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3951 "2025-10-18T16:01:40Z")
Stormy Troopers. When porn takes over the universe. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3952 "2025-10-18T16:13:57Z")
“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3953 "2025-10-18T16:25:59Z")
Luke Skywalker isn’t too cis to lightsaber girl stormtroopers is he? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3954 "2025-10-18T19:34:38Z")
The Rebels can’t resist **these** Stormtroopers. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3955 "2025-10-18T22:03:21Z")
Lord Vader’s _personal_ guard. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3956 "2025-10-19T06:34:09Z")
_Vogue One_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3957 "2025-10-19T13:49:42Z")
Winner… > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Vogue One FYI, this is the cast of a burlesque show I saw in Paris called _The Empire Strips Back_. There are productions in various cities around the world and I highly recommend it. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3958 "2025-10-19T15:47:34Z")
Thanks Elmer! How about this one… [![](https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/media/5606227/caption-comp_24-july.jpg?anchor=center&mode=crop&width=818&height=500&rnd=131359570650000000) ](https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/media/5606227/caption-comp_24-july.jpg?anchor=center&mode=crop&width=818&height=500&rnd=131359570650000000) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3959 "2025-10-19T17:00:55Z")
The power of Christ compels them. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3960 "2025-10-19T17:44:14Z")
The remake of “The Flying Nun” as “The Flying Monk” was a flop. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=197) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=199)