# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 199
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3961 "2025-10-19T21:11:54Z")
“No, Gavin, I won’t say ‘He is risen!’ just because you filled your cassock with helium.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3962 "2025-10-19T21:13:14Z")
From the company that brough you Otto the inflatable emergency autopilot comes Pedro, the inflatable emergency priest. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3963 "2025-10-19T21:17:33Z")
“The Rapture has begun! I’m on my way to Heaven!” “Grip my hand tighter!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3964 "2025-10-19T21:25:06Z")
Tryouts for the Vatican’s Olympic track and field team did not go quite as expected. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3965 "2025-10-20T15:54:55Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > “No, Gavin, I won’t say ‘He is risen!’ just because you filled your cassock with helium.” This made me chuckle the most… take it away, Ferris. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3966 "2025-10-20T18:19:54Z")
@iamatractorboy - glad you liked it! Here’s our next picture: [![](https://smileq8dotcom.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/16749.jpg) ](https://smileq8dotcom.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/16749.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3967 "2025-10-20T18:31:49Z")
“So where’s the other end of the wormhole come out?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3968 "2025-10-20T20:24:12Z")
“You idiot! I told you if we dig straight down we’ll hit the Indian Ocean; not China!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3969 "2025-10-20T21:01:07Z")
“Hey, this Acme Portable Hole really works! See any anvils down there?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3970 "2025-10-20T22:32:42Z")
Did Ren drop another baggie? Again? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3971 "2025-10-21T10:44:19Z")
“I will never get a better opportunity to pull down his shorts and draw a smiley face on his butt.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3972 "2025-10-21T22:40:20Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “So where’s the other end of the wormhole come out?” Winner. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3973 "2025-10-22T01:17:49Z")
And now for something… well, something. [![](https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a1799901506_16.jpg) ](https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a1799901506_16.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3974 "2025-10-22T01:55:43Z")
OJ: The Toddler Years ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3975 "2025-10-22T02:50:31Z")
Featured in this year’s Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog, this deluxe model Cozy Coupe comes with its own police escort. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3976 "2025-10-22T05:10:08Z")
Use of excessive force has been approved. Proceed. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3977 "2025-10-22T05:58:27Z")
Vance’s choice of motorcade vehicle was eye-catching. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3978 "2025-10-22T06:35:02Z")
Form the makers of the SmartCar—the Smart_er_Car! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3979 "2025-10-22T16:21:12Z")
Coming soon… The Son of the Blues Brothers ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3980 "2025-10-22T18:21:15Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Featured in this year’s Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog, this deluxe model Cozy Coupe comes with its own police escort. Hammacher Schlemmer, I think. (Not an entry, just a suggestion for improvement) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=198) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=200)