# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/21 "2024-07-06T15:46:25Z")
[![](https://www.coogfans.com/uploads/db5902/original/3X/8/1/81173237ffa580ef710b0862fdddaac163274db1.jpeg) ](https://www.coogfans.com/uploads/db5902/original/3X/8/1/81173237ffa580ef710b0862fdddaac163274db1.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/22 "2024-07-06T16:16:11Z")
Man or Muppet? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/23 "2024-07-06T16:21:25Z")
Waldo’s come up with a new disguise. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/24 "2024-07-06T16:23:30Z")
The lovechild of Bert and Ernie confirms that the rumours were true. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/25 "2024-07-06T16:27:23Z")
After Bertocchio rescued Ernesto from Oscar’s trash can, the Good Fairy granted his wish to finally become a real boy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/26 "2024-07-06T19:58:03Z")
“Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/27 "2024-07-06T21:17:16Z")
Now Jada, we did mention the possibility of side effects when we began treatment for the alopecia. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/28 "2024-07-06T21:33:06Z")
Frank Oz visits local theater to host workshop and panel discussion on method acting ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/29 "2024-07-06T23:21:15Z")
Original character design for “Princeton” in _Avenue Q_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/30 "2024-07-07T11:12:02Z")
That’s the last time I look for plastic surgeons in the Penny Saver. I wanted to look like Burt Lancaster. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/31 "2024-07-07T21:54:06Z")
There’s something about this one… > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Now Jada, we did mention the possibility of side effects when we began treatment for the alopecia @slithy_tove, you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/32 "2024-07-07T23:11:28Z")
![](https://i0.wp.com/media1.giphy.com/media/qOPPdJBV3d0HK/giphy.gif?resize=400%2C295&ssl=1) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/33 "2024-07-07T23:20:50Z")
Aunt Bee never again neglected to serve Opie his cookies warm from the oven after school. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/34 "2024-07-08T00:44:30Z")
“Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/35 "2024-07-08T00:48:32Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Aunt Bee never again neglected to serve Opie his cookies warm from the oven after school. - If Opie doesn’t behave himself, _he’s_ going to be served warm from the oven. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/36 "2024-07-08T00:50:56Z")
Aunt Bee remembers the days when all the young men considered her a real knouckout. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/37 "2024-07-08T04:37:49Z")
“Close your eyes, I’ll give you a big surprise.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/38 "2024-07-08T05:03:38Z")
Granny was paid off by the mob to take a dive. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/39 "2024-07-08T05:41:06Z")
The day Granny decided to enroll Junior in boarding school. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/40 "2024-07-08T05:52:25Z")
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