# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 200
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3981 "2025-10-22T19:20:14Z")
Mainly because it has parts that can be swallowed. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3982 "2025-10-23T18:27:54Z")
Honorable mention: > [@Tibby](#): > > OJ: The Toddler Years The Winner: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Coming soon… The Son of the Blues Brothers It’s all yours @Prof.Pepperwinkle ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3983 "2025-10-23T18:39:03Z")
Thanks! I am unfortunately not where I can post a picture today, so take it away, Tibby! ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3984 "2025-10-23T18:57:16Z")
Thanks, but I’m moving to Philly tomorrow, so can’t judge. Take it away, someone else… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3985 "2025-10-23T19:10:39Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Hammacher Schlemmer, I think. > > (Not an entry, just a suggestion for improvement) Fyi, Neiman Marcus has had an extravagant, fantastical christmas catalog for almost 100 years now. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3986 "2025-10-24T01:36:08Z")
Never got one of those. Even though my wife had a Neiman Marcus card. But we sure did get the other catalogs ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3987 "2025-10-24T05:13:48Z")
This looks like a Caravaggio painting. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/36/3b/dd/363bdd24f779bc0f6aec939cb19a7df2.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/36/3b/dd/363bdd24f779bc0f6aec939cb19a7df2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3988 "2025-10-24T20:39:45Z")
Unlike soccer, basketball players never did master the “tearing off your jersey” thing ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3989 "2025-10-24T21:11:47Z")
ACME makes makes basketball jerseys now! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3990 "2025-10-27T21:59:58Z")
Attention @Elmer_J.Fudd. It’s been three days now with no winner declared, so I nominate you to get the ball rolling again. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3991 "2025-10-27T22:39:34Z")
[![](https://i.imgur.com/aeGaJI1.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/aeGaJI1.png) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3992 "2025-10-27T22:50:51Z")
[Mr. Butts](https://stumbles.org.uk/John/rec/Mr_Butts/) has a longer history than most realize. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3993 "2025-10-28T00:08:16Z")
Mr. Happy Crack Pipe is waiting for his turn next. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3994 "2025-10-28T00:15:51Z")
“When I asked for a king-sized cigarette, I wasn’t expecting this!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3995 "2025-10-28T01:36:53Z")
Apologies to all: I completely forgot I posted that image. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3996 "2025-10-28T06:26:45Z")
New government initiative to stop smoking: force manufacturers to make cigarettes so big they won’t fit in your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3997 "2025-10-28T10:34:27Z")
“Mr. Ivermectin will be in next to tell you how to cure your COVID.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3998 "2025-10-28T22:25:12Z")
The winner… > [@needscoffee](#): > > Mr. Happy Crack Pipe is waiting for his turn next. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3999 "2025-10-29T18:45:46Z")
Here you go: [![](https://i.imgur.com/1n5j8IX.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/1n5j8IX.png) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4000 "2025-10-29T19:54:32Z")
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