# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 202
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4021 "2025-11-04T11:04:01Z")
“It got mixed up. I’m Catholic and the Pope shits in the woods.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4022 "2025-11-04T11:14:40Z")
“Why yes, we do provide pic-a-nic baskets to go.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4023 "2025-11-05T01:22:40Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Ben wondered, “A good location, good food, fair prices. Why do people avoid my cafe?” Today’s winner! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4024 "2025-11-05T03:06:51Z")
There was an election today [![](https://www.ngpvan.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Political-Campaign-Social-Media-Strategy.png) ](https://www.ngpvan.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Political-Campaign-Social-Media-Strategy.png) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4025 "2025-11-05T03:29:39Z")
“Well, I’m either going to post this on my Facebook page, or sell it to the American Dental Association.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4026 "2025-11-05T04:16:56Z")
“We really only voted for the super-cool stickers!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4027 "2025-11-05T07:11:21Z")
Is now a bad time to ask someone to pull my finger..? Anyone..? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4028 "2025-11-05T11:55:53Z")
Then ICE arrived… ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4029 "2025-11-05T23:37:32Z")
After their robot overlords announced the immediate extermination of any **unhappy** citizens, applications for acting lessons suddenly increased tenfold. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4030 "2025-11-06T02:46:25Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > “We really only voted for the super-cool stickers!” The optimism of today’s youth! Take it away @needscoffee ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4031 "2025-11-06T03:30:04Z")
[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/AJLWDF4.png "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/AJLWDF4) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4032 "2025-11-06T04:06:55Z")
Unfinished sequel to “Zardoz”. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4033 "2025-11-06T05:21:10Z")
“I will lead you all successfully out his colon, and then I shall be a man.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4034 "2025-11-06T11:22:08Z")
Wake up sheeple! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4035 "2025-11-07T01:30:09Z")
“We never ended up in places like this when that pig was herding us.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4036 "2025-11-07T02:46:02Z")
Some gods prefer actual shepherds. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4037 "2025-11-07T04:23:41Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > “I will lead you all successfully out his colon, and then I shall be a man.” @Slithy_Tove for the win! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4038 "2025-11-07T05:01:32Z")
[![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR36pjnueuZT_aIs7qwUo-0HrbWP_qtUMMEdox64q8fzw&s=10) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR36pjnueuZT_aIs7qwUo-0HrbWP_qtUMMEdox64q8fzw&s=10) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4039 "2025-11-07T15:07:02Z")
“♪Mongoloid he was a mongoloid . Happier than you and me.♫” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4040 "2025-11-07T15:46:24Z")
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