# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 203
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4041 "2025-11-07T17:42:21Z")
Munkhtsetseg and her Bactrian camel GoldenJewel recreate Han Solo and Chewbacca’s duet from the _Star Wars Holiday Special._ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4042 "2025-11-07T19:42:00Z")
🎶 _“THE STEPPES ARE ALIVE…WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC…”_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4043 "2025-11-07T20:31:45Z")
The 1967 All-Mongolian burping champion, pictured during practice with her coach. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4044 "2025-11-08T04:08:09Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “♪Mongoloid he was a mongoloid . Happier than you and me.♫” Ear worm for the win ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4045 "2025-11-08T22:05:38Z")
Thanks @Slithy_Tove [![](https://i.natgeofe.com/n/681aa010-f7c2-4a3d-9684-97dee0ae5a39/GettyImages-1126520838.jpg) ](https://i.natgeofe.com/n/681aa010-f7c2-4a3d-9684-97dee0ae5a39/GettyImages-1126520838.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4046 "2025-11-08T23:04:46Z")
“Anyone see my wedding ring?” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4047 "2025-11-09T01:42:27Z")
“Mommy and daddy aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at the naughty thing you’ve done.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4048 "2025-11-09T01:58:29Z")
“This must be where people end up when Anthony wishes them into the cornfield.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4049 "2025-11-09T02:17:10Z")
True ailurophiles would place shampoo bottles on the rim so as to enjoy watching their cats knocking them into the abyss ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4050 "2025-11-09T02:20:30Z")
This is definitely not my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4051 "2025-11-09T21:34:36Z")
Progress on the White House half pipe ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4052 "2025-11-09T21:44:34Z")
“So _that’s_ where all the dryer socks end up!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4053 "2025-11-09T21:49:14Z")
Cell phones and gas stations. Not just an urban legend, anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4054 "2025-11-10T04:24:54Z")
So many choices… > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Cell phones and gas stations. Not just an urban legend, anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4055 "2025-11-10T04:33:43Z")
Thanks. [![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71vegFLeYaL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg) ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71vegFLeYaL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4056 "2025-11-10T05:21:36Z")
Him: COWA— uh, cowa— … cowa— GRR! Her: It’s “cowabunga,” dear. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4057 "2025-11-10T16:01:00Z")
You’d better enjoy this vacation. It cost an arm and a leg to get here! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4058 "2025-11-10T16:15:49Z")
“How are the waves, honey?” “Water. GOOOOOD!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4059 "2025-11-10T18:57:51Z")
“Try not to get captured by Chinese spies this time, darling.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4060 "2025-11-11T12:19:34Z")
The winner… > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > You’d better enjoy this vacation. It cost an arm and a leg to get here! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=202) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=204)