# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 204
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4061 "2025-11-11T15:19:00Z")
Personally, I liked Kent\_Clark’s better, but a win’s a win, so let’s try [![](https://www.cardfool.com/cards/assets/The%20Bird_cover.jpg) ](https://www.cardfool.com/cards/assets/The%20Bird_cover.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4062 "2025-11-11T15:45:06Z")
If only Thanksgiving was in the Summer, Jessica could make her dream come true of having a tan that exactly matches the golden brown color of her turkey and her favorite dress. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4063 "2025-11-11T16:30:51Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Personally, I liked Kent\_Clark’s better, but a win’s a win, so let’s try I’m flattered @Dr.Winston_OBoogie . Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4064 "2025-11-11T16:49:20Z")
…except for those strands of microfilm in the pumpkin pie. Won’t they ever do something about those Commie spies? ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4065 "2025-11-11T16:53:12Z")
… because she could send Frank off to watch the game and get slowly drunk as a skunk while the turkey burned in the oven, daydreaming how life would have been so much more exciting if only she’d said yes to Dan’s invitation to the prom back in ‘47. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4066 "2025-11-11T18:00:45Z")
… because she got her stuffing from Raoul the gardener. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4067 "2025-11-11T18:32:19Z")
… less so for family members Frank, Skippy and Buffy, the victims of Jessica’s infamous triple poisoning murders. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4068 "2025-11-11T19:45:29Z")
“Who’s for a canapé before the main course?” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4069 "2025-11-12T17:42:47Z")
I like the surreality from @Slithy_Tove - we’ll give them the victory! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4070 "2025-11-12T18:07:34Z")
Thank you doctor. Let’s look at the late Ralph Wolfe Cowan; he of the Trump tennis sweater portrait. Who knew that was comparatively restrained? [![](https://www.messynessychic.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/91845697-1.jpg) ](https://www.messynessychic.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/91845697-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4071 "2025-11-12T18:44:00Z")
🎶_…and Keith Partridge in a pear treee!_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4072 "2025-11-12T19:53:20Z")
LSD is a hell of a drug. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4073 "2025-11-12T19:55:38Z")
Michael Jackson’s portrait at the entrance of the Neverland Ranch ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4074 "2025-11-12T20:00:44Z")
I can’t find the kitchen sink but I’m sure it’s in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4075 "2025-11-12T20:32:45Z")
A lesser-known member of the Round Table: Sir Michael the Falsetto. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4076 "2025-11-12T23:13:06Z")
The reimagining of _Camelot_ went a bit too far for the typical Broadway musical. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4077 "2025-11-13T06:28:54Z")
Bad (More letters) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4078 "2025-11-13T13:01:58Z")
Weird Al passed on parodying this portrait because he couldn’t think of anything more ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4079 "2025-11-13T18:28:44Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > I can’t find the kitchen sink but I’m sure it’s in there somewhere Take it away Elmer ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4080 "2025-11-13T22:02:49Z")
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