# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 208
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4141 "2025-11-28T17:13:24Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > “Mr. Rockwell? My neck is getting stiff, and my wattle itches. Can we take a break?” @kaylasdad99 take it away ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4142 "2025-11-28T17:53:50Z")
Let’s get this holiday season started! [![](https://wallpapers.com/images/hd/funny-christmas-pictures-d0r78qp2ef2nk7ar.jpg) ](https://wallpapers.com/images/hd/funny-christmas-pictures-d0r78qp2ef2nk7ar.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4143 "2025-11-28T18:15:40Z")
It’s getting harder every year to jump-start these reindeer. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4144 "2025-11-28T18:19:11Z")
OK, Blitzen, if I promise to use they/them, will you go to the sleigh? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4145 "2025-11-28T20:31:58Z")
Any regrets? Yes: interbreeding the herd with mule deer. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4146 "2025-11-28T21:32:14Z")
The year Santa lost the instructions for the reindeer sleigh. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4147 "2025-11-29T01:03:32Z")
Donner was not prepared for the mandatory prostate exam Santa gave the older male reindeer. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4148 "2025-11-29T03:07:37Z")
“No Cupid, you haven’t been reassigned to Valentine’s Day.” ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4149 "2025-11-29T14:36:15Z")
yes, hook that one to this… ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4150 "2025-11-29T23:23:21Z")
Blitzen’s cocaine habit was becoming a major problem. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4151 "2025-11-30T11:59:11Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Any regrets? Yes: interbreeding the herd with mule deer. @Slithy_Tove , you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4152 "2025-11-30T13:53:21Z")
Thanks. Take a stab at this one [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUEU9Qj03ycZclFMCgF0IL1mQ-G11pAnQ96GJWv0DJ3Q&s=10) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUEU9Qj03ycZclFMCgF0IL1mQ-G11pAnQ96GJWv0DJ3Q&s=10) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4153 "2025-11-30T16:12:05Z")
OK, so you really don’t wanna see white guys in boxer shorts around here, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4154 "2025-11-30T16:59:34Z")
OK, so maybe you don’t want to hear about Amway. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4155 "2025-11-30T18:31:14Z")
Michael Rockefeller’s last moments… ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4156 "2025-11-30T22:07:51Z")
(Not in play, obviously) “I see your mohel joined in” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4157 "2025-11-30T22:20:13Z")
“I must warn you … these hands are registered as lethal weapons with the FBI.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4158 "2025-12-01T14:32:06Z")
@Quondam_Mechanic up next ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4159 "2025-12-01T15:08:40Z")
Thanks, **Slithy**. Let’s go somewhere different this time. [![](https://gratisography.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/gratisography-fashion-tv-1170x780.jpg) ](https://gratisography.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/gratisography-fashion-tv-1170x780.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4160 "2025-12-01T15:22:25Z")
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