# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/401 "2024-08-13T08:03:27Z")
As a landlocked country without any coastline, the kingdom of Wherethehellamistan had to come up with its own way of indicating that something had jumped the shark. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/402 "2024-08-13T08:09:43Z")
A ritual of both initiation and purification. And we have much to learn from them. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/403 "2024-08-13T09:07:12Z")
With athletics audiences dwindling, the IOC decide to spice things up a little for the 2028 Olympic long jump competition. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/404 "2024-08-13T13:08:08Z")
And with this great adoptive gesture, Li Hu claims these infants as his own blood. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/405 "2024-08-13T15:01:21Z")
A man’s not a man until he can leap four babies in a single bound. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/406 "2024-08-13T15:09:35Z")
Skynet would soon refine their plans to get rid of Sarah Connor’s children. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/407 "2024-08-13T17:43:51Z")
Nobody in the Idaho community wanted to be the person who was unable to find something unchristian in the local library. So when they got around to _Hop on Pop,_ a pageant was held to demonstrate their reassertion of the Fifth Commandment ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/408 "2024-08-14T00:23:36Z")
“… And with that magnificent leap, Bob wins the “How Fast Can You Get Out Of The House When The Twins’ Diapers Need Changing” contest!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/409 "2024-08-14T11:38:05Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Skynet would soon refine their plans to get rid of Sarah Connor’s children. Not wanting to give Skynet any ideas, but I felt @Kent_Clark was onto something here… over to you. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/410 "2024-08-14T14:21:12Z")
Some of the winning entries have veered dark lately. Let’s see if we can brighten the mood! [![](https://soranews24.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2016/02/10catsballs3.jpg) ](https://soranews24.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2016/02/10catsballs3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/411 "2024-08-14T14:31:28Z")
How did cat shit get onto my gumball? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/412 "2024-08-14T14:37:43Z")
Red ball Blue Ball Green ball Yellow ball Fluff ball ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/413 "2024-08-14T14:54:23Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > **Some of the winning entries have veered dark lately.** Let’s see if we can brighten the mood! - Challenge accepted. I dare you. You _really_ don’t want to know what I originally put here. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/414 "2024-08-14T15:02:20Z")
[on Facebook]We named our new kitten Ball Bearing. [/oF] ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/415 "2024-08-14T17:06:48Z")
One of those jawbreakers was kinda squishy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/416 "2024-08-14T17:29:28Z")
🎶 _Kitten in the ball pit napping out slow Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/417 "2024-08-14T18:10:58Z")
This puts the “kit” in SKITTLES. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/418 "2024-08-14T22:51:20Z")
Not only is the McFlurry machine always broken down, now the ball pit in the PlayPlace is out of service too! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/419 "2024-08-15T02:16:42Z")
Cheat Mode in Connect 4 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/420 "2024-08-15T02:28:29Z")
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