# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 210
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4181 "2025-12-05T23:19:43Z")
“Hey! My boobs are down here!” [The well’s run dry]. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4182 "2025-12-05T23:41:48Z")
“The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You” (and Oklahoma, and Nebraska, and Missouri, and Arkansas, and… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4183 "2025-12-06T05:48:52Z")
Putting on my mascara in the morning is really a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4184 "2025-12-06T22:44:51Z")
@needscoffee takes the prize for most disturbing image. > [@needscoffee](#): > > Putting on my mascara in the morning is really a bitch. Now finish dressing and post the next pic. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4185 "2025-12-06T23:17:18Z")
Here ya go: [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/gWI0fG4.png "Car phone") ](https://imgur.com/gWI0fG4) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4186 "2025-12-07T02:31:48Z")
Ralph Nader’s early auto safety crusade delayed the advent of distracted driving for many decades. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4187 "2025-12-07T04:12:49Z")
Welcome to roaming charges the size of a king’s ransom. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4188 "2025-12-07T04:34:26Z")
“Just my luck. It’s a party line and that Broderick Crawford just can’t shut the fuck up.” (Not in play: photo is from [this GE brochure](https://www.gemradioha.org/Brochures/GE_2way_Radio_1962.pdf)) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4189 "2025-12-07T13:20:04Z")
At least she’s not _texting_ while driving. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4190 "2025-12-07T23:02:11Z")
They couldn’t make an IBM Selectric small enough. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4191 "2025-12-08T00:40:40Z")
Though the call clarity was excellent, having only 300’ of cable severely limited driver range. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4192 "2025-12-08T05:02:50Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > They couldn’t make an IBM Selectric small enough. Okay, over to you, @Lumpy! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4193 "2025-12-08T18:10:37Z")
Here we go [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QIFRwosnNEs/hqdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QIFRwosnNEs/hqdefault.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4194 "2025-12-08T18:32:12Z")
Am I going to have to put up with this for the next 18 years? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4195 "2025-12-08T21:12:14Z")
Got your nose! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4196 "2025-12-08T21:34:03Z")
“_There’s_ my binky!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4197 "2025-12-09T01:05:13Z")
A moment later Kevin’s parents were confronted with the dilemma of which member of the family would have to go. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4198 "2025-12-10T23:47:18Z")
I think the expression says it all: > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Am I going to have to put up with this for the next 18 years? @Dr.Winston_OBoogie, boogie on down. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4199 "2025-12-11T16:59:50Z")
Thanks! Hows about this one: [![](https://wallpapers.com/images/hd/funny-christmas-2560-x-1600-background-5grc426zfybgsrjf.jpg) ](https://wallpapers.com/images/hd/funny-christmas-2560-x-1600-background-5grc426zfybgsrjf.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4200 "2025-12-11T17:05:52Z")
Santa’s Little Helpers deal with the extreme surfeit of milk and cookies Nicholas receives every Christmas Eve. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=209) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=211)