# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 211
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4201 "2025-12-11T22:37:20Z")
You think the reversal of us taking the milk and cookies looks silly? Wait until the AI image of Santa drinking from the toilet is posted. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4202 "2025-12-11T22:54:23Z")
Tiger stirs Santa’s milk while Prince glazes Santa’s cookies. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4203 "2025-12-13T03:26:10Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > You think the reversal of us taking the milk and cookies looks silly? Wait until the AI image of Santa drinking from the toilet is posted. @Slithy_Tove , you’re up ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4204 "2025-12-13T05:21:08Z")
Thank you Dr. let’s return to the days when imagination didn’t have AI to look weird [![](https://d7hftxdivxxvm.cloudfront.net/?quality=80&resize_to=width&src=https%3A%2F%2Fd32dm0rphc51dk.cloudfront.net%2FTrcGcQ6p0vXxKy8lMgfNpA%2Fnormalized.jpg&width=900) ](https://d7hftxdivxxvm.cloudfront.net/?quality=80&resize_to=width&src=https%3A%2F%2Fd32dm0rphc51dk.cloudfront.net%2FTrcGcQ6p0vXxKy8lMgfNpA%2Fnormalized.jpg&width=900) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4205 "2025-12-13T07:40:04Z")
The Nativity, as compiled by Terry Gilliam. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4206 "2025-12-13T16:22:57Z")
Then the choir of angels “Gloria! He is a little bitty baby! A really little bitty baby. Was he born prematurely? What is the gestational period for a divine birth?”. Five seconds later, they were smited. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4207 "2025-12-13T20:49:20Z")
“Somebody get me a Geiger Counter. This shit ain’t normal!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4208 "2025-12-13T21:03:22Z")
“Just the right size for my dashboard…” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4209 "2025-12-13T21:56:24Z")
“The part of Baby Jesus is played by a 40-watt light bulb”\* _Doonesbury_ December 21 1973. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4210 "2025-12-14T02:48:04Z")
Although she was now a teenager, Mary was still thrilled to get a new doll to add to her collection. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4211 "2025-12-14T05:24:56Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > “Somebody get me a Geiger Counter. This shit ain’t normal!” _“blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb”_ Blessed maybe, but doubtfully unique: every mom wonders if she’s thrown a two-headed calf. Take it, @Ferris ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4212 "2025-12-14T22:58:47Z")
@Slithy_Tove thank you! The next course in our captioning feast is: [![](https://alittleinsanity.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/food-fight-action-01.jpg) ](https://alittleinsanity.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/food-fight-action-01.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4213 "2025-12-14T23:13:57Z")
The winner (loser?) of the cannibals’ catsup&mustard contest would become the featured main course. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4214 "2025-12-14T23:15:51Z")
The Smiths forgot the sunscreen again. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4215 "2025-12-15T00:46:29Z")
The Delta house 15 years ago ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4216 "2025-12-15T01:03:39Z")
The Brawny Family. All condiments; no hotdogs. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4217 "2025-12-15T23:23:14Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > The Smiths forgot the sunscreen again. @needscoffee gets my vote. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2025, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4218 "2025-12-16T02:23:05Z")
[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/JGCWIab.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/JGCWIab) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4219 "2025-12-16T16:40:23Z")
“Hah! No one can see us now. OOH SQUIRREL! BARK BARK BARK” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4220 "2025-12-16T23:44:36Z")
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