# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 212
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4221 "2025-12-16T23:49:04Z")
A tree’s sweet, sweet revenge… ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2025, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4222 "2025-12-17T22:09:35Z")
“Okay Hercules, it was actually twelve-and-a-half labors. Capture Cerebus, and while you’re here fill up these leaf bags. We’ll have some hot cocoa ready when you’re done.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4223 "2025-12-18T00:53:04Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > A tree’s sweet, sweet revenge… All yours, @Elmer_J.Fudd! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4224 "2025-12-18T02:29:09Z")
Thanks! Home improvement time… [![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2025-12/11/21/subbuzz/mf3ivqeZA.png?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2025-12/11/21/subbuzz/mf3ivqeZA.png?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4225 "2025-12-18T03:28:10Z")
The real estate listing called it a bay window. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4226 "2025-12-18T04:23:54Z")
In the Backrooms windows can be a way out or the final damnation. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4227 "2025-12-18T04:37:30Z")
“And when we move to our new house, Billy, you’ll have your very own room. And it’ll even have a window!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4228 "2025-12-18T04:41:35Z")
Mental health architecture: a focus window where the subject may contemplate the bleakness of existence. Then, in a reverse of the parable of the donkey who starved between two bales of hay, the subject can’t decide which closet to hang himself in. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4229 "2025-12-18T04:51:37Z")
FOR RENT: Room in a house. Close to campus, perfect for a college student. Plenty of closet space. Microwave and mini-fridge allowed. Lovely view … ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4230 "2025-12-19T13:12:26Z")
The winner… > [@Spoons](#): > > FOR RENT: Room in a house. Close to campus, perfect for a college student. Plenty of closet space. Microwave and mini-fridge allowed. Lovely view ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4231 "2025-12-19T22:27:09Z")
Thanks! Let’s try something seasonal: [![](https://www.sj-r.com/gcdn/authoring/2011/12/17/NSJR/ghows-LS-c015320e-d3f8-4950-b0b7-005a75b90fdf-6b10dcf2.jpeg?width=600&height=462&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp) ](https://www.sj-r.com/gcdn/authoring/2011/12/17/NSJR/ghows-LS-c015320e-d3f8-4950-b0b7-005a75b90fdf-6b10dcf2.jpeg?width=600&height=462&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp) ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4232 "2025-12-20T01:40:09Z")
Welcome to the island of misfit toys! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4233 "2025-12-20T02:21:37Z")
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It’s easy to do just follow these steps 1, cut a hole in a box 2, put your junk in that box 3, make her open the box And that’s the way you do it ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4234 "2025-12-20T05:05:48Z")
“Okay, photo time is over. Back under tree you all go!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4235 "2025-12-20T16:56:21Z")
Honey, why does their paper look like the UPS guy’s? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2025, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4236 "2025-12-20T18:59:43Z")
It seemed like the thing to do, after the entire family was swallowed alive by a giant wombat and pooped out just in time for Christmas ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4237 "2025-12-21T03:10:21Z")
This one is going to take this round: > [@needscoffee](#): > > “Okay, photo time is over. Back under tree you all go!” Over to you, @needscoffee ! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4238 "2025-12-21T06:36:56Z")
Let’s give this a try. [![](https://i.imgur.com/GAh9T61.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/GAh9T61.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4239 "2025-12-21T06:41:48Z")
It was lunchtime at the Heart Attack Grill, and one of the customers had ordered the “Quadruple Bypass on a Plate.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4240 "2025-12-21T08:36:10Z")
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