# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 213
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4241 "2025-12-21T09:46:40Z")
🎶 _Hold the pickles, add more lettuce,_ _Special orders don’t upset us,_ _All we ask is that you let us,_ _Make it your way,_ _Within reason …_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4242 "2025-12-21T21:52:28Z")
… And a sprig of parsley on top ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4243 "2025-12-21T21:53:12Z")
If you can eat it in 30 minutes, it’s free! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4244 "2025-12-21T22:03:15Z")
“Oh, you want a ‘fucking _BIG_ Mac’? I’ll give you your big mac…” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4245 "2025-12-21T22:11:36Z")
The “kid’s size” Bronto Burger ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4246 "2025-12-22T01:31:09Z")
The 7-tier Wedding Burger ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4247 "2025-12-22T20:26:07Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > “That looks delicious, and I can hardly wait to eat it. Can I also get a small Diet Coke?”  You’re the winner, @kaylasdad99! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4248 "2025-12-23T16:31:00Z")
Sorry to take so long. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/funny-family-photos-63-6572cc87ca5a1__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/funny-family-photos-63-6572cc87ca5a1__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4249 "2025-12-23T16:44:11Z")
“Psst. Santa. Don’t eat the cookies.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4250 "2025-12-23T18:57:30Z")
🎶 _One of these things is not like the others…_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4251 "2025-12-23T22:54:12Z")
As soon as they’re finished with Santa, they’ll be attending midnight Black Mass. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4252 "2025-12-23T22:55:35Z")
And a very Merry KISS-mas to you! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4253 "2025-12-23T23:41:23Z")
Since The Nightmare Before Christmas, Santa tries to maintain good diplomatic relations with Jack Skelington’s realm; it isn’t always easy. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4254 "2025-12-24T01:00:34Z")
Just because we’re Nihilists doesn’t mean we don’t believe. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4255 "2025-12-25T17:26:50Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Psst. Santa. Don’t eat the cookies.” Come to think of it, it IS kinda odd that the whole family is Gene Simmons. @Elmer_J.Fudd, you’re up. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4256 "2025-12-25T17:44:27Z")
Thanks! Merry Christmas, everyone! [![](https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-20-at-3.10.01-PM-877x1024.jpg) ](https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-20-at-3.10.01-PM-877x1024.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4257 "2025-12-25T21:58:43Z")
Frank! What the hell are you doing?! You know Peggy prefers menthol! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4258 "2025-12-26T01:14:51Z")
“That’s nauseous feeling in your stomach means you got a really good draw that time. Now let’s see how long you can hold it in your lungs.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4259 "2025-12-26T02:03:59Z")
“Susie, it’s time you made a visit to Flavor Country.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4260 "2025-12-26T03:27:50Z")
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