# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 214
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4261 "2025-12-26T04:07:16Z")
Annie, don’t bogart that joint! I need a hit. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4262 "2025-12-26T04:23:00Z")
“Bob, let her finish her whisky first.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4263 "2025-12-26T16:51:12Z")
Now Otto, Sylvia is a budding poet. This is gonna [cost you later](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48999/daddy-56d22aafa45b2). ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4264 "2025-12-26T18:28:34Z")
The winner… > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Frank! What the hell are you doing?! You know Peggy prefers menthol! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4265 "2025-12-26T22:05:50Z")
Cheers Elmer! How about we indulge in another instance of that particular vice? [![](https://i.etsystatic.com/31384004/r/il/14d288/5005224603/il_794xN.5005224603_h0k1.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/31384004/r/il/14d288/5005224603/il_794xN.5005224603_h0k1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4266 "2025-12-26T22:31:40Z")
Great singers know that tobacco smoke coats the vocal cords, giving the voice a “velvety” quality. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4267 "2025-12-26T22:34:09Z")
“Hey boys, whaddaya say we pull off a casino heist?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4268 "2025-12-26T23:52:35Z")
With Sammy, we have both Jewish and black representation. Diversity and Inclusion! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4269 "2025-12-26T23:55:20Z")
Everyone laughs at Dino and his crackpot idea for a shallow dish-like gadget that collects cigarette ashes. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4270 "2025-12-27T00:12:03Z")
🎶one of these things is not like the others…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4271 "2025-12-27T00:19:03Z")
Guess which two out of these three sets of lips have kissed that pinkie ring on Frank ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4272 "2025-12-27T22:26:30Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Everyone laughs at Dino and his crackpot idea for a shallow dish-like gadget that collects cigarette ashes. Gotta hand it back to Elmer for this one! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4273 "2025-12-28T04:31:30Z")
More family fun… [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRof3XguEk05PrZXIpwg1mTWAd9Vo6UT_6esIIu8dbReg&s=10) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRof3XguEk05PrZXIpwg1mTWAd9Vo6UT_6esIIu8dbReg&s=10) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4274 "2025-12-28T17:53:59Z")
Stump clearing with explosives has to be done correctly to maintain safety. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4275 "2025-12-28T18:38:42Z")
Violent scuffles at the Croquet World Championships are more common than most would imagine. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4276 "2025-12-28T19:04:11Z")
_Today I learned that when both your parents are on crutches, you should absolutely not say, ‘well, ain’t that a poke in the eye.’_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4277 "2025-12-28T21:33:46Z")
The Smiths learned the hard way that when Kittycat wants her breakfast, she wants it _now_. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4278 "2025-12-29T02:47:25Z")
A youthful snapshot of [Michael H. Kenyon.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon) Mom and Dad, stricken as they were with mutual gout of the same limb, could never apply the necessary discipline to this naturally impulsive, high-spirited boy. This, combined with his having to assist them in the toilet, contributed to the proclivities that would prove his downfall. Like the well-intentioned Germans who’d contributed to the horrors of Nazism, Michael’s subsequent actions were beyond his capabilities to explain, but still were his burden to carry. Or, in his case, attempt to carry until it all squirted out. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4279 "2025-12-29T03:10:04Z")
Pinkeye, and its even more disabling cousin, pinkfoot. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4280 "2025-12-29T14:46:21Z")
The winner… > [@Tibby](#): > > Today I learned that when both your parents are on crutches, you should absolutely not say, ‘well, ain’t that a poke in the eye.’ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=213) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=215)