# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 216
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2026, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4301 "2026-01-02T17:51:55Z")
The avant-garde remake of _My Life as a Dog_ was a critical success, but the lead actress couldn’t get out of character. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4302 "2026-01-02T19:31:52Z")
And she’s not even the crazy one in that photo. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2026, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4303 "2026-01-02T19:58:38Z")
My next album will be called _Smell the Glove_. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4304 "2026-01-03T14:07:14Z")
All good entries, but this one wins. > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > My next album will be called _Smell the Glove_. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4305 "2026-01-03T18:06:53Z")
Thank you. Give me a few hours to find our next pic. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4306 "2026-01-03T20:44:18Z")
I’m back. Let’s go with… [![](https://www.ncaa.com/_flysystem/public-s3/styles/original/public-s3/images/2020/09/15/20191012Louisville2617.jpg?itok=fSdRnhg7) ](https://www.ncaa.com/_flysystem/public-s3/styles/original/public-s3/images/2020/09/15/20191012Louisville2617.jpg?itok=fSdRnhg7) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4307 "2026-01-03T20:52:48Z")
Willie Wonka’s teleportation machine yet again proved dangerous when he and Mr. Peanut attempted a jump together. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4308 "2026-01-04T13:49:30Z")
In order to attract more men to their athletics programs, Wake Forest resorted to making their Deacon mascot a Hell’s Angel (who still abstained from sex until marriage). ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4309 "2026-01-05T02:56:47Z")
I’m going to give second place to Lumpy, which gives the win to @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4310 "2026-01-05T03:36:29Z")
Fnord. [![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/02/23/learning/VTS02-24-14LN/VTS02-24-14LN-superJumbo.jpg) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/02/23/learning/VTS02-24-14LN/VTS02-24-14LN-superJumbo.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4311 "2026-01-05T04:17:17Z")
Ming Li was listening to her tour guide, but what she really dreamed of was joining Spider-Man on his adventures. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4312 "2026-01-05T04:20:53Z")
With crime is at an all-time low, Spider-Man has really let himself go to pot. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4313 "2026-01-05T04:23:36Z")
Spider-Man’s balloonfly addiction led to his tragic downfall. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4314 "2026-01-05T04:35:42Z")
“Sure, I can do a kiddie birthday party. After all, I also visit the children’s ward at the hospital. Here’s my card, I’m available just about any time. Oh, except November and December. That’s when I’m the Santa Claus at Woodward’s Department Store.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4315 "2026-01-05T17:52:18Z")
As if being bitten by a radioactive spider wasn’t enough, Peter Parker was then bitten by a radioactive hippopotamus. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4316 "2026-01-05T18:17:36Z")
Next time Doc Ock comes by I’ll bop him with this here lollipop. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4317 "2026-01-05T18:27:28Z")
Dude - you forgot the nose on your Spider Ham costume. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4318 "2026-01-06T11:56:42Z")
Grats Winston! > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Dude - you forgot the nose on your Spider Ham costume. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4319 "2026-01-06T18:35:46Z")
Thanks! Let’s see if this gets more responses than my last one: [![](https://www.pacegallery.com/media/images/16_9-2.width-2000.png) ](https://www.pacegallery.com/media/images/16_9-2.width-2000.png) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4320 "2026-01-06T19:43:24Z")
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