# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 217
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4321 "2026-01-06T19:59:16Z")
Fido 1, Autumn decor 0 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4322 "2026-01-06T21:07:57Z")
Annual Cracker Mix ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4323 "2026-01-07T01:20:08Z")
Circular origami jigsaw puzzles often caused frustration among puzzlers. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4324 "2026-01-07T20:00:02Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Fido 1, Autumn decor 0 Been there, done that. @needscoffee , you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4325 "2026-01-07T22:55:59Z")
Here we go: [![](https://i.imgur.com/gla5AeP.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/gla5AeP.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4326 "2026-01-07T22:58:31Z")
Not with my bladder… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4327 "2026-01-07T23:06:39Z")
“Three stars. Accomodations primitive but spectacular view.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4328 "2026-01-07T23:09:20Z")
At the Hilton Cliffside Resort it’s always the wrong side of the bed. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4329 "2026-01-08T17:47:37Z")
Inspired by Game of Thrones, the Tyrion Lannister imprisonment experience puts the “Air” in Airbnb! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4330 "2026-01-08T17:53:02Z")
Unfortunately, the Falcon Vacation Resort did not do well because 1) Falcons don’t take vacations; 2) Falcons don’t have any money. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4331 "2026-01-08T18:10:33Z")
Tonight’s weather: downpours. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4332 "2026-01-08T23:16:58Z")
Stashing porn mags in the boys’ dormitory had become… challenging ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4333 "2026-01-09T01:20:39Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Inspired by Game of Thrones, the Tyrion Lannister imprisonment experience puts the “Air” in Airbnb! You’re up, @Knowed_Out! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4334 "2026-01-09T08:57:09Z")
Hey hey we’re the Monkees [![](https://media.baamboozle.com/uploads/images/125978/1648408749_1899225.png) ](https://media.baamboozle.com/uploads/images/125978/1648408749_1899225.png) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4335 "2026-01-09T10:28:10Z")
“For the last time… don’t call me a monkey! I’m an ape, damn it!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4336 "2026-01-09T17:03:41Z")
Chester didn’t expect to get involved in gorilla warfare this high up. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4337 "2026-01-09T17:34:53Z")
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4338 "2026-01-09T17:36:22Z")
Chester forgot that while silverback males prefer ground nests, other gorillas prefer the safety of building their nests high above the ground ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4339 "2026-01-09T19:24:02Z")
Are _YOU_ going to tell him he’s not a bird? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4340 "2026-01-09T20:29:51Z")
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