# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 218
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4341 "2026-01-09T20:59:33Z")
The latest remake of The Wizard of Oz improved on the flying monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4342 "2026-01-10T00:10:52Z")
An AT&T payroll officer was sent to negotiate after their lineschimp demanded ten percent more peanuts. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4343 "2026-01-10T13:36:58Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Calvin has nightmares after his dad told him what the transformers on telephone poles do. OK, I like this parent lie that’s actually true. You’re up Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4344 "2026-01-10T14:19:57Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZddUbClh1Yw/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEhCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAxMIARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD&rs=AOn4CLBJGepT15HxVgUxAlhSPd2z6sMq4g) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZddUbClh1Yw/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEhCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAxMIARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD&rs=AOn4CLBJGepT15HxVgUxAlhSPd2z6sMq4g) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4345 "2026-01-10T16:38:25Z")
“I bet number 7 is full of PEE!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4346 "2026-01-10T19:37:02Z")
The children proved that they CAN taste the difference between premium name-brand soda and the cheap supermarket generic. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4347 "2026-01-10T20:38:51Z")
I bet number 1 is beer! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4348 "2026-01-10T21:10:23Z")
As degustation menus went, it was pretty underwhelming. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4349 "2026-01-11T20:57:14Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “I bet number 7 is full of PEE!” So is number 1, number 3, and (sadly) number 5. You’re up @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4350 "2026-01-12T04:09:55Z")
#5 should call a doctor. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/68ff2192b0725_g5anrwuxbwcf1-jpeg__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/68ff2192b0725_g5anrwuxbwcf1-jpeg__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4351 "2026-01-12T14:19:46Z")
Ever since the entire herd got LASIK surgery, nocturnal predators have been too creeped out to bother them. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4352 "2026-01-12T15:20:29Z")
The test herd maintained at the Chernobyl exclusion zone shows anomalies… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4353 "2026-01-12T16:06:28Z")
Four legs good. Two legs MUST DIE! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4354 "2026-01-12T16:08:12Z")
🎶_Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream_ _Wave upon wave of demented avengers_ _March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream_ 🎶 (from Pink Floyd, _Sheep_. Thought it was fitting) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4355 "2026-01-13T02:50:00Z")
The Midwich sheep were said to have fine quality wool, but anyone who tried to shear one died a horrible death. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4356 "2026-01-13T10:45:52Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Ever since the entire herd got LASIK surgery, nocturnal predators have been too creeped out to bother them. Maybe I should get LASIK. Take it away k. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4357 "2026-01-13T12:40:21Z")
[![](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/GettyImages-2789373-scaled-e1683741913635.jpg?fit=750%2C750&original_fit=700,466) ](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/GettyImages-2789373-scaled-e1683741913635.jpg?fit=750%2C750&original_fit=700,466) Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4358 "2026-01-13T13:23:32Z")
Attenborough Narration (soft BBC whisper): _“Here, the elusive Giant Saharan Bullfrog fixes his gaze upon unsuspecting prey… preparing to unleash his long, sticky tongue. For the prey, there is no escape.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4359 "2026-01-13T14:24:22Z")
ICE nightmare ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4360 "2026-01-13T15:57:10Z")
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