# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 220
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4381 "2026-01-19T15:57:41Z")
John tries to walk it off after Yoko sings. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4382 "2026-01-19T16:05:03Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > John “Mr. Natural” Lennon goes for a stroll. (not in play) Are you sure that isn’t what he really was doing? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4383 "2026-01-19T16:16:06Z")
John stance there is very reminiscent of R. Crumb’s Mr. Natural: [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Mr_Natural.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Mr_Natural.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4384 "2026-01-20T00:27:30Z")
Lennon aspires to be a truck flap model. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4385 "2026-01-20T22:23:01Z")
Gotta go with **Winston’s.** That type of walking, FYI, was called truckin’. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4386 "2026-01-20T22:34:04Z")
And now for something completely different: [![](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3530424064.5992/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.u1.jpg) ](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3530424064.5992/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.u1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4387 "2026-01-20T22:46:05Z")
“It’s the snack. . . That bites BACK” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4388 "2026-01-20T22:47:59Z")
Another surprise awaited Little Red Riding Hood when she looked into her basket of goodies. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4389 "2026-01-21T00:11:32Z")
Instead of having been bred, he was bread. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4390 "2026-01-21T00:14:41Z")
We had to train him not to leave crumbs in the house. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4391 "2026-01-21T01:07:46Z")
They said Twinkies wouldn’t decompose in a thousand years. They never said they wouldn’t mutate. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4392 "2026-01-22T16:05:35Z")
Sorry - late on judging. I liked all of these, but the winner has to be > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > They said Twinkies wouldn’t decompose in a thousand years. They never said they wouldn’t mutate. Take it away, @Elmer_J.Fudd , Esquire! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4393 "2026-01-22T22:09:14Z")
Thanks! In other news… [![](https://thedrunkenodyssey.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/schlock3.jpeg) ](https://thedrunkenodyssey.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/schlock3.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4394 "2026-01-22T22:51:51Z")
“Mrs. Brady, can you tell our viewers how soon after Mr. Brady left you for the Partridges did you decide to replace him with another species altogether?” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2026, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4395 "2026-01-22T23:47:26Z")
“Well, yes, as the _older_ sister, I get the dress on the weekends.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4396 "2026-01-23T19:54:10Z")
“And how’s your _Simian Bachelor_ honeymoon going?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4397 "2026-01-23T22:02:53Z")
“Mainly because he reminds me of Roddy McDaniel, and I loves me some Rod.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4398 "2026-01-23T23:20:13Z")
The winner… > [@Ferris](#): > > “Well, yes, as the _older_ sister, I get the dress on the weekends.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4399 "2026-01-24T05:52:15Z")
Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd ! [![](https://d1y822qhq55g6.cloudfront.net/fotoweb/2023/11/2f2c5c36ebd84826ae5408867f4b56fc.jpg) ](https://d1y822qhq55g6.cloudfront.net/fotoweb/2023/11/2f2c5c36ebd84826ae5408867f4b56fc.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4400 "2026-01-24T06:37:35Z")
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