# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 222
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4421 "2026-01-26T19:46:53Z")
Much like the Russian version, ‘Pull My Finger’ Roulette was notoriously dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4422 "2026-01-27T08:39:52Z")
@Knowed_Out, for the win. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > When even a four-eyed alien swamp monster mocks your attire, you realize Disco isn’t making a comeback. Batter up, Knowed\_Out. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4423 "2026-01-27T11:17:26Z")
Let’s try this one. [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/funny-photoshop-fails-7-62fe369e99da5__700.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/funny-photoshop-fails-7-62fe369e99da5__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4424 "2026-01-27T16:46:17Z")
If she spent a little more time looking at the music and less time looking in the mirro, she could be a prodigy. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4425 "2026-01-27T17:18:13Z")
Militant bulldyke “Butchy” Leiberman was always embarrassed by her childhood photos. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4426 "2026-01-27T18:46:38Z")
A weird demographic for the Liberace Fan Club. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4427 "2026-01-27T19:29:03Z")
Emily also enjoyed playing works by Mendelssohn, Slipknot and Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4428 "2026-01-28T11:15:45Z")
Take it away @Ferris ! > [@Ferris](#): > > Emily also enjoyed playing works by Mendelssohn, Slipknot and Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4429 "2026-01-28T22:51:36Z")
Why thank you, @Knowed_Out ! [![](https://www.leonthemilkman.com/wp-content/uploads/cheese_maker-768x512.jpg) ](https://www.leonthemilkman.com/wp-content/uploads/cheese_maker-768x512.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4430 "2026-01-28T23:17:40Z")
The village porridge surplus really started piling up after Goldilocks disappeared into the forest. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4431 "2026-01-28T23:19:26Z")
“You want mayo on your sandwich.” “No, no thanks. Hold the mayo.” “I wasn’t asking a question.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4432 "2026-01-28T23:30:59Z")
“Dammit! Where’s that bandaid?!” ---
**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4433 "2026-01-29T02:10:58Z")
I think it needs a little more salt. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4434 "2026-01-29T02:55:26Z")
The town holds a lottery to decide who gets to lick the beaters. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4435 "2026-01-29T03:00:36Z")
“It’s ready for your album cover now, Mr. Alpert.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4436 "2026-01-29T07:30:00Z")
Ok this one is a little crude (so if you are easily offended, do not click 😏 )… Gulliver’s generous donation would keep the Lilliput sperm bank in business for a very long time ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4437 "2026-01-29T09:00:19Z")
“Where’s my contact?” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4438 "2026-01-29T23:41:09Z")
Every once in a while, I’ll see an entry and think, “I’m sure that’s very clever, but I don’t get the reference…” > [@needscoffee](#): > > “It’s ready for your album cover now, Mr. Alpert.” I was therefore _delighted_ when I Googled ‘Alpert album cover’ and learned about a bit of music culture history. @needscoffee deservedly takes this round. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4439 "2026-01-30T00:02:04Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > I was therefore _delighted_ when I Googled ‘Alpert album cover’ and learned about a bit of music culture history. Omgosh, _everybody_ owned that album in 1965. A classic! I actually lol’ed at @Spoons’s entry. New image (I hope!): [![](https://i.imgur.com/MqaTBSw.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/MqaTBSw.png) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4440 "2026-01-30T00:31:44Z")
Young Roger Waters had a very disturbing upbringing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=221) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=223)